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Hey! I don't know how you got out of the coop, but just come back here already! You need to be somewhere safe!
Ahaha, that's right, just sit right there. I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm just going to pounce and grab you....GOTCHA!
...ow...
Oh I see how it is. Fine, then, just perch up in that tree. I'll get up there and get you. It's not that difficult to climb a tree. Watch me!
Wow, it's pretty high up here... Anyways, just stay right there. I'll come over there and get you. N-no, don't move further down the branch! There's a cliff over there! Just stay right there, and I'll-
snap!
....uh-oh.
creeeeeeeea-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
BOOM!
....
I'm not dead. How am I not dead?
...The tree is stuck on the cliff.
...
HEEEEEEEEEEELP!
((S-so Watanuki chased one of the chickens up an unstable tree, and it fell over 8D B-but thankfully it's balanced on the edge of the cliff, so he hasn't fallen to his doom yet? But he's holding on for his dear life right nao. Also, the chicken hopped off the tree and is clucking about nearby.))
Ahaha, that's right, just sit right there. I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm just going to pounce and grab you....GOTCHA!
...ow...
Oh I see how it is. Fine, then, just perch up in that tree. I'll get up there and get you. It's not that difficult to climb a tree. Watch me!
Wow, it's pretty high up here... Anyways, just stay right there. I'll come over there and get you. N-no, don't move further down the branch! There's a cliff over there! Just stay right there, and I'll-
snap!
....uh-oh.
creeeeeeeea-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
BOOM!
....
I'm not dead. How am I not dead?
...The tree is stuck on the cliff.
...
HEEEEEEEEEEELP!
((S-so Watanuki chased one of the chickens up an unstable tree, and it fell over 8D B-but thankfully it's balanced on the edge of the cliff, so he hasn't fallen to his doom yet? But he's holding on for his dear life right nao. Also, the chicken hopped off the tree and is clucking about nearby.))