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ATTENTION TOURISTS- THIS IS DEATH SPEAKING. I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU ALL THAT STARING, RUNNING AWAY SCREAMING, AND BEGGING ME FOR YOUR LIVES RIGHT OFF THE BAT ARE GENERALLY UNACCEPTABLE PRACTICES (HURTS MY FEELINGS, REALLY- I'D LIKE TO KEEP UP GOOD PR IF YOU DON'T MIND). SO IS FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.
I'M SURE THAT'S THE LAST THING YOU'D WANT AT ANY RATE, A PHOTO OF DEATH- DEATH'S COMMONPLACE IN THE WORLD, YES? HAPPENS EVERYDAY WITH A JOB LIKE MINE. SO IT COULDN'T BE ALL THAT EXCITING, EVEN IF I AM A TERRIBLY THIN ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION WHO...JUST HAPPENS TO BE CARRYING AN INCREDIBLY LARGE, SHARP FARMING TOOL. I'M SURE YOU CAN OVERLOOK THAT, RIGHT?
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I SUPPOSE IF YOU WANTED A HUG, THAT WOULD BE ALRIGHT.
((going out; will tag back later.))
I'M SURE THAT'S THE LAST THING YOU'D WANT AT ANY RATE, A PHOTO OF DEATH- DEATH'S COMMONPLACE IN THE WORLD, YES? HAPPENS EVERYDAY WITH A JOB LIKE MINE. SO IT COULDN'T BE ALL THAT EXCITING, EVEN IF I AM A TERRIBLY THIN ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION WHO...JUST HAPPENS TO BE CARRYING AN INCREDIBLY LARGE, SHARP FARMING TOOL. I'M SURE YOU CAN OVERLOOK THAT, RIGHT?
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I SUPPOSE IF YOU WANTED A HUG, THAT WOULD BE ALRIGHT.
((going out; will tag back later.))