Desu #9: Of Revenge and Mistletoes

[toomuchdesu]

[This entire post is filtered from Haine]Islanders, I need to ask you a very important question ~ desu! Let's say there was a very evil and disgusting being who is a mean bully, and he made you feel miserable and hurt ~ desu. What would be the perfect vengeance put upon him? Details are necessary! I'm only asking for curiosity's sake because he was

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[broke_bushido]

*reading his tag* Sui... sei... Satan?

[broke_bushido]

Then there you go. You were born in a box. Simple as that.

Things can't stay perfect forever, you know. Like in TV dramas, some relationships end as quickly as they start.

[toomuchdesu]

Relationships, huh? Well, not with me and Souseiseki! She and I will be together forever ~ desu!

[broke_bushido]

Oh? I didn't know that you were 'that' type.

[toomuchdesu]

Ehh?! What are you implying?! Souseiseki is my sister ~ desu!

[broke_bushido]

That makes it worse, you know.

[toomuchdesu]

If you're saying that I have a sister complex, you are wrong ~ desu!

[broke_bushido]

Then have you kissed her before?

1/2

[toomuchdesu]

...

[toomuchdesu]

WHAT KIND OF RIDICULOUS QUESTION IS THAT?!

[broke_bushido]

AN HONEST ONE, TINY-IN-A-BOX-SUISEISATAN!

[toomuchdesu]

IT'S SUISEISEKI! GET IT RIGHT, HUMAN!

[broke_bushido]

Oh yeah... What's with these tags again?

[toomuchdesu]

... Good question. *skims the tag* Gintoki...

[broke_bushido]

You must have a gift for me-- Oh perhaps you're the gift!

[toomuchdesu]

No, I don't have a gift-- w-what do you mean I'm the gift!?