Con 01: Tour, anyone?
Right. Well, everyone here appears to be a lovely set of tourists, roaming about the... er, general area. But roaming is all you're doing, and wouldn't you rather be aware of the intricacies and subtle beauty of wherever the bloody hell I am your current location? There's more to this place than just blindin' lights and... red and green snow.
What you need, my friends, is an official, certified, knowledgeable, and handsome tour guide.
So step right up, then, because lucky you, one happens to be standing right here! I don't charge much; just twenty quid dollars francs yen pesos?! ...pieces of currency per person.
What's all the staring for? What, not interested in learning about those... beaches over there? Long history, been connected to the ocean for as long as I can remember.
And trees. Lots of history in those trees.
...And monkeys, too.
((Jen here with Danny Blue, and he has no idea where he is BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP HIM FROM TRYING TO CON PEOPLE OUT OF MONEY. \O_o/ So yeah, obviously lying about the tour guide thing lulz.))
What you need, my friends, is an official, certified, knowledgeable, and handsome tour guide.
So step right up, then, because lucky you, one happens to be standing right here! I don't charge much; just twenty quid dollars francs yen pesos?! ...pieces of currency per person.
What's all the staring for? What, not interested in learning about those... beaches over there? Long history, been connected to the ocean for as long as I can remember.
And trees. Lots of history in those trees.
...And monkeys, too.
((Jen here with Danny Blue, and he has no idea where he is BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP HIM FROM TRYING TO CON PEOPLE OUT OF MONEY. \O_o/ So yeah, obviously lying about the tour guide thing lulz.))