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I have to admit, this place is starting to grow on me. I've seen a lot worse. People even say this place is alive. One big giant living island. If you can hear me lovely, I have to say your golden beaches are nothing short of sexy. You must have needs too, don't you? I've never tried to satisfy an entire landmass, but I wouldn't mind giving it a go. What I lack in experience, I make up for in enthusiasm~.
Beautiful, as islands go. Of course, just about anything is better than being in a shoot out with a bunch of Daleks. Seems like this place takes a few cues from Satellite Five. I've seen at least a couple of Extreme Makeovers. Looking damn fine there gentlemen. I don't see why you're complaining, the view is excellent.
You know, of all the things I hear people complaining about, I can see one tragedy that far surpasses every last one of them. That's right. The fact that there are so many smoking hot, sexy, legal adults here and so few of them are getting laid.
I propose a plan to end this terrible sin against nature. I know the first time can be a little scary, so I'm generously offering my time here to answer any questions or give any demonstrations you might require! Don't be afraid of sounding silly, asking questions is the only way to find out! All it takes is a little forward thinking! Your body is nothing to be ashamed or afraid of and there's no reason not to go out there and enjoy it! And if you've got a little experience, well, maybe you wouldn't mind coming anyway to share your... expertise, hmm~? Yes, you too Doctor. I'll even buy dinner this time. ;) Rose, Martha, either of you can come too. Three's company, right? And I don't mind a crowd. Sorry kiddies, I think you'll have to sit this lesson out~!
Beautiful, as islands go. Of course, just about anything is better than being in a shoot out with a bunch of Daleks. Seems like this place takes a few cues from Satellite Five. I've seen at least a couple of Extreme Makeovers. Looking damn fine there gentlemen. I don't see why you're complaining, the view is excellent.
You know, of all the things I hear people complaining about, I can see one tragedy that far surpasses every last one of them. That's right. The fact that there are so many smoking hot, sexy, legal adults here and so few of them are getting laid.
I propose a plan to end this terrible sin against nature. I know the first time can be a little scary, so I'm generously offering my time here to answer any questions or give any demonstrations you might require! Don't be afraid of sounding silly, asking questions is the only way to find out! All it takes is a little forward thinking! Your body is nothing to be ashamed or afraid of and there's no reason not to go out there and enjoy it! And if you've got a little experience, well, maybe you wouldn't mind coming anyway to share your... expertise, hmm~? Yes, you too Doctor. I'll even buy dinner this time. ;) Rose, Martha, either of you can come too. Three's company, right? And I don't mind a crowd. Sorry kiddies, I think you'll have to sit this lesson out~!