Bounty 01: List of criminals GET
Hmhmhm~~~ This turned out to be better than I thought it would! All my hard work as a bounty hunter finally paid off even if I collected people who didn't have any bounties on them at all, aha ha.... If I ever see that police officer again, I'll have to thank him for all this money! I can finally prove to everyone in my town that I'm not bad lu--waaaah!! Wha-wha-what's going on???? This bag is filled with r-rocks...! There were gold coins in there just a minute ago!
Aaah...I can't believe this! All that hard work for nothing! I can't believe I got robbed in the middle of the forest... What kind of bounty hunter gets robbed by a regular thief?? Hau...
...? Heeeh? There's a note in here... haa~! With a brand-new list of bounties, too! The thief must have left it for me since he felt bad, stealing from a young girl. Lucky~
Now let's see here...first on the list is "Haruhi Suzumiya, the Mascot Extortionist." Mascot extortionist...??? Are there really such things? "An eccentric woman that abuses other women for her own amusement"...Hmmm, she's only worth 400£ though...
"Atoli, wanted for the extinction of the Camel Spider"...ew. "Alexander the Arrogant, wanted for excessive deforestation..." Hmm... "Anemone, the Pink-Haired Witch" ...Hah~! And she's worth 1000£, too! "Wanted for unlawful intrusions into peoples' homes, and for enslaving older men." ...DX That can't be right! The next one has to be more normal--"Russel and Fletcher Tringham, wanted for impersonating people more interesting than them. And also for illegal chemical experiments and stuff."
........What weird criminals....DX
((EDIT: BACK *A*))
Aaah...I can't believe this! All that hard work for nothing! I can't believe I got robbed in the middle of the forest... What kind of bounty hunter gets robbed by a regular thief?? Hau...
...? Heeeh? There's a note in here... haa~! With a brand-new list of bounties, too! The thief must have left it for me since he felt bad, stealing from a young girl. Lucky~
Now let's see here...first on the list is "Haruhi Suzumiya, the Mascot Extortionist." Mascot extortionist...??? Are there really such things? "An eccentric woman that abuses other women for her own amusement"...Hmmm, she's only worth 400£ though...
"Atoli, wanted for the extinction of the Camel Spider"...ew. "Alexander the Arrogant, wanted for excessive deforestation..." Hmm... "Anemone, the Pink-Haired Witch" ...Hah~! And she's worth 1000£, too! "Wanted for unlawful intrusions into peoples' homes, and for enslaving older men." ...DX That can't be right! The next one has to be more normal--"Russel and Fletcher Tringham, wanted for impersonating people more interesting than them. And also for illegal chemical experiments and stuff."
........What weird criminals....DX
((EDIT: BACK *A*))