Okay, so I broke down and did the research. It is very unlikely for someone to get a tapeworm without eating raw or only lightly cooked meat and fish. I only eat things that have been thoroughly cooked, so you people can stop suggesting that I have a tape worm!!! It's called fast metabolism. Anyway, today was pretty cool. Hung out with Dan, ( Read more... )

Damn Macy's and their infernal one day sales. I was trying not to buy any more sweaters, i really was. Oh well. My mom is concerned that I buy new ones rather than launder my old ones but that totally isn't true. Anyway, my weekend was pretty good, I thought I was growing a third nipple, and on my forehead of all places, but it turned out to be ( Read more... )

First of all, I do not appreciate having my entries hijacked while I slip out to talk to a professor Megan, secondly, what are chicklets? Anyway, I have been reflecting on my compulsive irresponsibility as of late. It's not enough that I don't do the readings for my classes, ignore e-mails from my professors, and hope to succeed entirely based on ( Read more... )

Today I was yelled at by the girl who thought my name is Chris. I blame Megan for this. Everyone knows that you're supposed to back up your friend's lies. I pretend to believe for instance that Jess is a normal human when in actuality we all know that she is some form of giant from the planet Neptune. Just a thought Megan, if someone says my ( Read more... )

What's up people, I know you have missed me much, but take comfort in the knowledge that I have filled the hours of my loneliness with compulsive sweater buying. Oh, and before you say anything, everyone has new years resolutions and I hate being normal. That being said, for 2007 I am changing the world, starting with our beloved school (For ( Read more... )

the Adventurer
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you chose AX - your Enneagram type is SEVEN.

"I am happy and open to new things"

Adventurers are energetic, lively, awesome at scrabble, and optimistic. They want to contribute to the world. People are inexplicably drawn to them. They have a tendency to do well in positions like President of the ( Read more... )

You know you're lazy when you'd rather just not go to grad school, than go through all of the trouble of applying. I swear it's such a huge pain in my rump that right now I think that letting that old lady in the leather costume spank me again might actually be an imroveme... Never mind. Anyway dear friends, pray I can actually motivate myself to ( Read more... )

Dear friends and beloved co-workers, I must confess that over the past year or so, I have not been wholly honest with you. My name is Chris Ferguson. Osama was just a creation of mind that I thought up in a pale attempt to appear more interesting than I am. I was never home schooled, I don't have an unhealthy obsession with all things food ( Read more... )

Ah, where would I be without my insomnia? If that wasn’t a rhetorical question, the answer would be “asleep,” but since it was, I will take this time to forge ahead, angrily delineating my grievances about my life, my school, the society as a whole, and everything else that gets my panties in a twist (yeah I said it). I’m not really angry. I’m a ( Read more... )

I got new salamanders today. That makes me happy inside. Mostly I’m journaling because Mel says I should (we all know how pointless my thought process is). Anyway, in my death and dying class, we have to write our own obituaries, and at first I thought I would just make up a bunch of stuff that I would like to have accomplished once I grow weary ( Read more... )