Andrew Ference Wins At Life: A Primer (sort of)

[i_know_its_0ver]

So, guys. I have spent a good portion of the last two weeks drowning in my own tears over what an amazing human being Andrew Ference is. His response to the Marathon Bombings confirmed what I already suspected: that he is in fact perfect. IN. EVERY. WAY. And now I have lots and lots and lots (seriously, lots) of evidence to back this up. SCIENTIFIC

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[oanja]

Aaah~ He is super adorable and seems like a genuinely good person. Thanks for making this, it's always cool to learn new things about players.

[tourdefierce]

OH MY GOD. FERENCEEEEEEEE.

OH JUST.

I CAN'T

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

LOOK AT HIS FIERCE LITTLE FACE. AND HIS UNAPOLOGETIC HIPSTERNESS. LIKE. WHAT. IT'S ON PURPOSE. HE IS DOING THIS ALL ON PURPOSE. AND MOST HOCKEY PLAYERS ARE JUST, YOU KNOW, ACCIDENTAL IN ALL THINGS NOT HOCKEY.

OH GOD. "MY TINY LITTLE SUBJECTS". HE IS HE BEST CHIRPER IN THE WORLD.

AND LOVING SEGS. EVEN THO SEGS IS A DOUCHEBRO. AND MARCHYYYY OH GAWD WHY. LIKE. MARCHY AND SEGS TOGETHER IS A NIGHTMARE BUT THEN BERGY. AND LINEYS. OH GOD. SEGS. AND FERENCE IS JUST LIKE YES, OF COURSE, "LINEYS".

LIKE. ANDREW FERENCE IS THE KIND OF PERSON WHO HUGS TREES AND WRITES POETRY ABOUT IT AND GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE PRETTY MUCH NIGHTLY.

oh god. how is he a real person.

this is the greatest. i mean, i knew about the cardigans and a little about the segsy chirping but OH GOD. he's just. HOW IS HE REAL?

andrew ference: actual unicorn of hockey.

[tourdefierce]

i just want to say that his daughters are adorable and he looks like he takes them so seriously and i can't imagine boston giving him up because there is so much depth to him. i fear, because GMs are stupid, but i can't imagine that even their soullessness is untouched by Andrew fucking Ference. Who goes gorilla gardening with his kids and wears cardigans and KNOWS WHERE HIS FOOD COMES FROM IN A TRULY SEXY AND INTELLIGENT WAY.

also. his wife is mega hot and she's got to be just as cool as him because a) their kids are cute and b) he wouldn't be as hyped as he is without a partner in crime.

you know segs is like: WHERE CAN I FIND A WIFE LIKE YOURS. and ference is like, defs not speed dating bud.

[tourdefierce]

ps. i shared this with hockey people on twitter. so. beware. they think they're the best. you have fangirls now.

[i_know_its_0ver]

D: EMILY NOOOOOOOO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW THINGS ABOUT HOCKEY WILL JUDGE ME

[tourdefierce]

AHAHAHAHA YOU'RE FAMOUS BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST. LINDS BEST.

[ext_1692559]

Ok, I just read this (yes, all of it) and now I love Andrew Ference!!! I totally blame you for that, so thanks!!!! lol
An amazing primer, I will reblog in tumblr :)))