utter ridiculousness
GUYS. IT IS tourdefierce'S BIRTHDAY. SHOWER HER WITH LOVE AND/OR YOUR PANTIES.
I choose to celebrate with crack!fic.
Title: Little Lizard Prince
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur-ish?
Rating: PG
Warnings: TOTAL CRACK. and dinosaurs. and gross consumption of raw meat.
Word Count: 4,025
Summary: Arthur accidentally gets turned into a T-Rex. no, seriously ( Read more... )
I choose to celebrate with crack!fic.
Title: Little Lizard Prince
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur-ish?
Rating: PG
Warnings: TOTAL CRACK. and dinosaurs. and gross consumption of raw meat.
Word Count: 4,025
Summary: Arthur accidentally gets turned into a T-Rex. no, seriously ( Read more... )
Comments 2
MINI. FUCKING. DINOS.
NAMED ARTHUR.
BE STILL MY FRANTIC HEART.
OH WAIT. I CAN'T BECAUSE IT LOVES, LOVES, SO MUCH YOU.
God. You, internet girlfriend, are made of all things that I love. Mostly boobs and crafting abilities but ALSO dino!Arthur. Fuck yes! I love that Dino!Arthur is clumsy with his tail and he eats raw meat that makes Merlin sick to his stomach and whines like the little bastard that he is! I LOVE HIM. I LOVE THIS. I LOVE MERLIN AND HIM CUDDLING IN A CORNER BECAUSE ARTHUR'S COLD-BLOODED AND IS ALSO A LESBIAN.
♥
You win. All of me. You win.
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Congratulations, I'm extatic <3
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