It is almost time for Preakness. Which means that it is also time for Heather. And we all remember Heather - who goes out of her way to insult me/tell me how unattractive I am in an attempt to shatter what is left of my self-esteem. And this year, she gets to meet Mark which is freaking me out. I feel like a mother bear trying to defend her cub ( Read more... )

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I hate suite drama. T and Alison. T owes Allison cable money, and a room key and eveything. T won't talk to Allison so Allison goes to the RA, like we are supposed to. And T gets pissed and starts threatening Allison, and so Allison now lives in my room. And people are actually taking T's side. T. Who is quite possibly the most horrible ( Read more... )

It has recently come to my attention that Arden Spencer and I are twins. We are both addicted to incrediably trashy romance novels. In 2006 thus far, I have read 53 and a half books, 3 of which were quality reading, 2 of which were decent, and 48 and a half of which contained what appeared to be a nearly naked man and woman entwined in a ( Read more... )

Lauren is doing shots in Alderman for her big. Alex and I were the taste-testers. And we taste-tested alot. It is not pretty considering it is like 4:30 on a Monday. And then I drank like 2 Red Bulls directly after that. Not the best combination....

I have recently discovered that there is a facebook group devoted to my chem TA/RA from downstairs: "I Will Let Dr. Kenny Ott Examine My Naked Body any Time: Day or Night."

Alex, Alison, and I went shopping today and it was positively wonderful ( Read more... )

Today one of my suitemates and I went to the shopping center because she needed some items from CVS in the form of...lubricant. But she didn't have a CVS card and my family does, so we decided that we would purchase it as a group activity so I could type in my phone number. And the guy at the counter definately thought we were planning on using ( Read more... )

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