so. he's perfect.

i almost burned down my house.
turned on the wrong burner, an oven mitt caught fire. hosue is full of smoke and stinks. hurts throat. this sucks

Last night i went out to buy tampons and hair dye. i saw a lady from work and said hi to her, she looked at me, said hi nervously, then walked away briskly. i looked to see what she was looking at and it was monistat and canesten stuff. she mustve been so embarassed. she'll probably feel embarassed again when i see her at work. isnt that funny?

i got a new phone.
905-999-5972

why is 'stoked' the new word? why?

Christmas time!
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so, from the start, or middle. whichever.col. (bad grammar, punctuation, spelling,etc may be used ( Read more... )

i hate my fucking sister. my NEW pair of underwear, EXPENSIVE! was washed and put back into her room. SSHE FUCKING WEARS THEM. SHE KNOWS THEY ARNT HERS AND SHE WEARS THEM ANYWAY. WHEN I NOTICE SHE'S WEARING THEM SHE DOESNT TAKE THEM OFF. WHAT A FUCKING BITCH.

so my cat is very ill and in the hospital.
we are broke from cat being ill.
my car is broken and stranded at school.
my cat is very ill and in the hospital.
petrie.

it was bare chappers today innit? I swear yeh dis time of year is bare hard yeh?