Kruger: Your background is impressive George, but how does it apply to what we do here, at Kruger Industrial Smoothing ( Read more... )

Quimby: Time for panic has come. We must move forward and turn to the town's all purpose contingency plan. Plan B

Clinton: I believe, diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy
Palin: And I can see Russia from my House!
Clinton: I don't agree with the Bush Doctrine
Palin: I don't know what that is.

Dr. Cox: Right.... I think we should probably take off. We're gonna be back to you with our decision.
Dr. Norris: Super. I'll be by my giant pretend phone, pretending to give a crap.
Dr. Cox: Oh, uh, by the way
Dr. Norris Brrring! [picks up the receiver] Helloo? [whispering to them] Gotta take it. Uh-huh.... Uh-huh....

Smithers: Uh, sir, we found the problem. Some idiot threw this in the reactor core ( Read more... )

I have many many unwatched DVDs. Seasons of Seinfeld, the west wing, that need to be watched. I can't do that with the daily crap of work, coffee, pretending to be interested in people. I can do that in the event of a hurricane that shuts everything down for a day or two. I just need some booze. And coffee. I always have coffee of course ( Read more... )

Liz: The Hair asked me out.
Jenna: What? The Hair? What did you say?
Liz: I had to say yes! He looked at me with those crazy handsome guy eyes. It was like the Death Star tractor beam when the falcon was...
Jenna: No, Liz, do not talk about stuff like that on your date. Guys like that do not like Star Trek.
Liz: Wars!

So after World War II, the whole world was going ( Read more... )

Bernie Mac is dead. No really we're serious this time. Like two weeks ago he died, but then he was reanimated only to die again. Whatever, for that we have a selection of quotes from Chevy Chase ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I went to the beach. It was as always surftacular. I don't know why I always dred going down there, when I have a generally good time amusing myself ( Read more... )