CANDY FOR WHY?!

[i_am_old]

YOU WHIPPERSHNAPPERS GET OFF MY LAWN OR I'M CALLING THE COPS!!

STOP SAYING 'TRICK OR TREAT', I GOT BUNIONS ON MY FOOT!!!!!

THIS CANDY CORN GIVES ME DIARRHEA. HEY. SOMEONE CHEW THIS STEAK FOR ME. I LOST MY DENTURES.

THAT'S IT, I'M REALLY CALLING THE COPS NOW. *falls asleep*

Comments

[_woundtootight]

*throws candy in her face & runs away*

[iruka_sanchez]

Chiyo-baa, the kids are just trying to have fun ^^;;

[lolomg_pr0n]

... You sick, sick old lady.

Stay the HELL away from me. >_>