Oh Yeah Porn

[i_am_davnee]

Umm, I don't really  have a title, so let's just call it:

Steam

Laura sighed in exasperation.  The day had barely begun, and she already wanted it over.  “I don’t care what it takes, Tom,” she barked into the receiver.  “You wanted responsibility for these negotiations with the workers, so you make sure their leaders all show for our meeting this

Comments

[katamarann]

Yeah, so I just skipped that Christmas shit and went pornin'.

Be back later!

[katamarann]

Annnnnnd I'm spent.

Yes, sometimes she just needed to be frakked - without preamble and without postscript.

Absofrakkinglutely. Don't we all?

[i_am_davnee]

Yes, sometimes she just needed to be frakked - without preamble and without postscript.

Absofrakkinglutely. Don't we all?

*nods head emphatically*

But don't you want to weigh in on the Muppets, George Bailey and Charlie Brown? ;-)

[katamarann]

Hell...I guess I should.

Ahem.

My favorite Christmas movie without technically being a Christmas movie is While You Were Sleeping, which is also my second favorite movie of all time (behind The American President). Other than that, I avoid them like the plague.

I must say that my favorite Christmas music of all time is John Denver and the Muppets.

[i_am_davnee]

While You Were Sleeping would absolutely be in my top twenty. That movie is so cute. You should check out The Ref starring Denis Leary - total Xmas for cynics.

[wicked_g]

Oh god. I'm so tired, I actually cannot read porn right now. IS THIS WHAT IT'S COME TO?! HUH?!? *falls over*

[snoopy0917]

I mourn for you. Teh porn. It is hot.

[i_am_davnee]

Too tired for porn? That is grievous indeed!

[snoopy0917]

omgs the pornings....oooooh the pornings...

*flails*

guh.

(and as for Christmas? Charlie Brown rules, my best friend spent our entire year as college roommates falling asleep to A Muppets Christmas Carol - I have that thing memorized - and I have never seen "It's a Wonderful Life" Shocking, I know.

[i_am_davnee]

Happy to spice up your evening, but I might have to revoke your American citizenship for not having seen It's A Wonderful Life!

[snoopy0917]

Honestly? Since I've gone this long without seeing it, I now avoid seeing it. It's almost like a demented sense of pride that I've not seen it. Or at least a conversation piece. Plus my dad's an atheist who hates Christmas, so we never watched them growing up.

[unavitasegreta]

OMG! We are soul mates!

I've never seen it either and that's exactly why - I'm now one of the few who hasn't and don't want to, LOL!

[unavitasegreta]

DID SOMEONE SAY PORN? Yes! You do! That's why I am perspiring!

Sometimes she just wanted to be frakked without preamble.

Can I get an amen?

Damn. Hot. Damn. Hotness. Damn. Whew. Damn. I like frakking without preamble and postscript. Yummy!

[i_am_davnee]

Can I get an amen?

AMEN! lol!

[unavitasegreta]

AMEN to your AMEN!!!!

[franglaisy]

AMEN!