Jokes: Men vs Women

[i_am_chi]

Feel free to read them, else feel free to also skip them :)

Comments

[dyxl]

ahahaha...bible humour.

and the tv remote one is oh so true. it's so frustrating not knowing where the remote is. someone should invent some beeper thing to find the remote when it gets lost. its insane not to have such a device.

[i_am_chi]

... Err... there is after the option to get off the comfy seat and change channels after all... :P

[nezuji]

Only a woman could have thought of that first joke, and here's why:

The man didn't ask his wife to TELL him to wake up at 5AM, he asked her to ACTUALLY WAKE him at 5AM. Only a woman could think that talking is the only way to accomplish this.