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Quote from a recently received spam:
"Are you like Japanese Bondage and S&M."
Now there's an idea for a quiz: "How like Japanese Bondage and S&M are you?" -
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Recently overheard at the cafeteria: "My roommate's such a fucking weird kid. Like, he plays that Japanese dancing game, you know, like you see at the arcade where you step on the arrows and shit. And he even plays it on his computer too, what a loser. And he goes to bed at 9:30 and gets up all early and studies or some shit like that that. He ( Read more... ) -
My horoscope for this week :D
Libra: (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
An unusually reticent Satan will take you to a somewhat high place and, in exchange for your allegiance, offer to make you treasurer of all you survey.
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I finally figured out what that smell is.
It's the dog damn kitchen sink. When looking for the source of the smell I took a whiff of the contents of the kitchen sink, almost puked, and ran coughing back to my room. I don't even go in the kitchen anymore because of stuff like that, so it's not my problem. But every time I go to my room, I can smell it and it's really pissing me off. It' ( Read more... ) -
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Okay, as stupid as they are I can understand "Add 87% to your penis length!" and "Increase your breast size 56%!!" but "Emotional stability 67% increase!"?????? How do you measure emotional stability? It was an ad for wholesale cigarettes. Perfect, now I can get whole crates of cigarettes to give out to bums. Maybe that's what they're aiming ( Read more... ) -
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It seems I can't go out anywhere without some poor addicted sucker asking me if they can "bum a cigarette." -_-;; It gets really irritating. Today I walked to the beach and two people asked me for cigarettes and this third guy asked me if I have rolling paper O.o I think I'm just gonna start carrying a pack around to dole out to people and help ( Read more... )
