Crazy conversation
So I was talking with a friend from FF.net (Steph, I'm looking at you!) and this is our WEIRD conversation.
It actually helped plot stuff for my story. I warn you though, bad language, general crack, and delightful use of yaoi.
Enjoy. ^____^
idiot with sugar: and everyone in the Hikari family hates Krad
idiot with sugar: so clearly, he is selfish
idiot with sugar: he wants complete control
SunaGaa: Poor Krad, damn.
SunaGaa: *huggles**gets killed*
idiot with sugar: which also makes sense why he can come---O_o---out of Satoshi easily
SunaGaa: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
idiot with sugar: while Daisuke needs love to transform, Satoshi transforms whenever Krad forces his way out
SunaGaa: OH MY GOD!! BAAAAAAAAD imagery
idiot with sugar: ...*just realized*
idiot with sugar: >_O
SunaGaa: oh my eeeeeeyeeeeeez...they buuuuurn
idiot with sugar: er...
idiot with sugar: so.
idiot with sugar: yeah.
idiot with sugar: >_>
SunaGaa: TT^TT
idiot with sugar: Krad's a baby XDDD
idiot with sugar: *sorry, just had to*
idiot with sugar: *after imagining Krad coming out of Satoshi, yeah..*
SunaGaa: *sobs loudly and runs away*
idiot with sugar: want a baby-Kraddie-kins?
SunaGaa: I don't think I should be going ice skating...
idiot with sugar: *holds up dangerous blonde baby*
SunaGaa: I'm supposed to be thinking of plots and......GAH!
idiot with sugar: You KNOW you want a homicidal blonde baby.
SunaGaa: The first person to find a Satoshi MPreg medal gets a reward...
SunaGaa: fic*
SunaGaa: Oh dear, I can't even think...
idiot with sugar: XD
SunaGaa: I DARE you to write that.
idiot with sugar: a Satoshi MPreg fic? XD
SunaGaa: Krad being Satoshi's kid.
idiot with sugar: XDDDDD
SunaGaa: And by default, Dark being Daisuke.
SunaGaa: 's
idiot with sugar: battles in the playpins! O_o
SunaGaa: (Which, depending on what pairing you look at, would make them brothers...)
SunaGaa: Takeshi can be the mommy for both of them.
idiot with sugar: wouldn't Daisuke and Satoshi be the mothers technically?
idiot with sugar: and Takeshi fucked them both? OO""
SunaGaa: Truuuue.
SunaGaa: And why not? It'd be complicated if Satoshi had Krad, and Daisuke had Dark, and they were only with each other.
SunaGaa: That's like....gay lesbianism.
idiot with sugar: XDDDDDDDDDDD
idiot with sugar: so Takeshi is just good for sperm, eh?
SunaGaa: And rough sex.
idiot with sugar: *nods*
SunaGaa: AND, for some reason, he's also the damsel in distress.
idiot with sugar: of course
idiot with sugar: just because he's the sperm, doesn't mean he's the man in the relationship...s
SunaGaa: ....this sooooo needs to be written down.
idiot with sugar: it's being typed >_>
SunaGaa: yeah, but I haven't copy pasted...
*** "SunaGaa" signed on at Fri Aug 17 19:49:55 2007.
idiot with sugar: hmm
idiot with sugar: I'll save this log then
SunaGaa: I dare you. Although, it's not like you need anymore crack on your fic list.
idiot with sugar: XD
idiot with sugar: yeah..
idiot with sugar: actually, I don't mind
idiot with sugar: I'll write it
idiot with sugar: ...eventually
SunaGaa: XDDDDD
idiot with sugar: I mean, I have a friend's friend, who is a reviewer of mine, who wants me to write a DarkxTakeshi fic
SunaGaa: I can't believe, though, we just had that conversation....
SunaGaa: lmao Takeshi is just everyone's bitch.
idiot with sugar: *nods*
idiot with sugar: I've made him do so many naughty things...
SunaGaa: He should probably feel lucky he got with Satoshi AFTER Krad was gone.
idiot with sugar: *nods*
idiot with sugar: but I still have Tac *evil grin*
idiot with sugar: so maybe not...
idiot with sugar: fufufu
SunaGaa: XDDDD
SunaGaa: I noticed Takahashi inadvertantly made his way into your fic, if only by name. *just realised*
idiot with sugar: lol
idiot with sugar: I just picked a name >_>
SunaGaa: Funny, that's how he got his name.
SunaGaa: Except, I asked a friend to pick.
idiot with sugar: lol
idiot with sugar: it's kind of funny how I developed Takeshi
SunaGaa: XDD
idiot with sugar: I was talking with a friend and said, "You know. I gave him an ass. I'm not so sure if he does though."
SunaGaa: lawl
idiot with sugar: and my friend goes, "In the anime, he does have a good-looking ass. Plump and perky."
idiot with sugar: and THAT is why the guys say "plump and perky" XD
SunaGaa: AHAAHAHA......*cries*
SunaGaa: I THOUGHT that was an odd thing to say. xDD
idiot with sugar: when my friend said that, I could NOT stop laughing
SunaGaa: I can see why. xDD
SunaGaa: Guh.....do you have any suggestions for how I can bring Seriso back into the story?
SunaGaa: She became the Vaan of Reversal.
idiot with sugar: hmm
idiot with sugar: must it be dramatic or humorous?
SunaGaa: Either way works, Dark just needs to retreat for awhile...
SunaGaa: I don't really care if Krad finds his way back, cause Sei is still around.
idiot with sugar: yeah
idiot with sugar: well... she could just finally wake up
idiot with sugar: in... darkness
idiot with sugar: ...alone...
idiot with sugar: and scream >_>
SunaGaa: Hmmmmmmm.....
SunaGaa: Oo Wow, that....actually makes a great idea. And it bring out the perfect reason to introduce the next Saga generation.
SunaGaa: AND it gives said next gen a personality!
SunaGaa: Damn, yer good.
idiot with sugar: ...
idiot with sugar: *totally bs'ed that*
SunaGaa: lawl
SunaGaa: Keiji, like Takeshi, has a wife. But she'll...never be introduced. lawl
idiot with sugar: who in GOD'S NAME would marry Keiji?!
idiot with sugar: It was arranged, wasn't it?
SunaGaa: lmao probably.
idiot with sugar: they both hate each other x3
SunaGaa: I figure that he found someone just as cracked up. Like, a hippie. Or...yeah. They could hate each other.
idiot with sugar: I would make it an arranged marriage
SunaGaa: Daughter, however, is going to believe in ghosts.
SunaGaa: :3
idiot with sugar: ...the girl is gonna be a whack-O, isn't she?
idiot with sugar: a true Daddy's little girl?
SunaGaa: Most likely. She's going to either like Sei, Krad, or Takahashi.
SunaGaa: Or all three.
idiot with sugar: Wow.
idiot with sugar: Her crushes sure are limited.
SunaGaa: *BSing all this*
SunaGaa: Nah. She'll eventually develop a harem.
idiot with sugar: Keiji's wife should constantly drink tea, angry, and say sarcastic remarks at Keiji's "brilliant" ideas
SunaGaa: YES!
SunaGaa: *glee*
SunaGaa: That chapter is going to be huuuuuuge.
idiot with sugar: "And they shall kiss and live happily ever after!"
idiot with sugar: "Seen it."
idiot with sugar: "What?"
idiot with sugar: "Seen it."
idiot with sugar: "Who made this movie?"
idiot with sugar: "Gone with the Wind."
idiot with sugar: "I hate you."
idiot with sugar: "*sip* As I to you, dear."
SunaGaa: Daughter's going to approach Krad at school, all dark haired (dyed) and witchy, and say something mysterious like "I know you." or "I can help you. And then they'll have to go to Saga corp. Plot AND fun all in one.
SunaGaa: :3
idiot with sugar: woo!
SunaGaa: That's gonna be one LONG freaking chapter.
SunaGaa: Now...she needs a name.
idiot with sugar: woo! x3
idiot with sugar: Jezebel.
SunaGaa: WHOOOOO
idiot with sugar: Keiji felt French that day.
SunaGaa: Win.
idiot with sugar: I think it's French.
idiot with sugar: It might be Spainish actually. >_>
SunaGaa: Sounds heavenish.
SunaGaa: This conversation should be posted on my Livejournal.... just for fun.
idiot with sugar: XD
idiot with sugar: okay =p
SunaGaa: Just so people know I'm not dead.
idiot with sugar: lol
idiot with sugar: okay
SunaGaa: Free plugging for you.
idiot with sugar: yay!!
SunaGaa: Anyway, I -thiiink- that's my ride.
idiot with sugar: It's HEBREW?!
SunaGaa: EH?
idiot with sugar: Jezebel is Hebrew! O_o
SunaGaa: Did you look it up?
SunaGaa: lmao
SunaGaa: I KNEW it sounded heavenish.
idiot with sugar: and it means "pure, virginal"
idiot with sugar: XDDDDDD
SunaGaa: *choke*
SunaGaa: And she wants a harem. Suuuure.
idiot with sugar: the irony!
SunaGaa: I gotta go. Can you save this for me?
idiot with sugar: mm-hmm
SunaGaa: T_____T This is just amazing.
idiot with sugar: ^^
idiot with sugar: It's on my logs
SunaGaa: Oooor, maybe not. >.> Maybe they're not coming...
idiot with sugar: >_>
idiot with sugar: I totally want to name my female child---if I have one---Jezebel now.
idiot with sugar: typical..
SunaGaa: lmao
SunaGaa: Now, I just need to get to the next chapter.
idiot with sugar: which is?
SunaGaa: Where I can write all this stuff down. I'm at point A. That's point B. Now I need to bridge the gap.
SunaGaa: Guh.
idiot with sugar: ah >_>
idiot with sugar: what part are you on then?
SunaGaa: Currently Krad and Dark are on a roof.....they're going to be talking about....I think Taka's camera, and something about Dark trying to get back inside.
SunaGaa: Haven't really made anything stick in my mind yet.
idiot with sugar: hmm
idiot with sugar: is Taka around?
idiot with sugar: wait
idiot with sugar: they're on the roof >_>
SunaGaa: Downstairs eating desert with Emiko.
SunaGaa: And whoever else is eating desert.
idiot with sugar: Kosuke?
SunaGaa: I...haven't managed to stick him in there yet, I don't think. oO
idiot with sugar: Oo
idiot with sugar: Did he die?!?!
idiot with sugar: The Niwa-craziness was too much!?!? Dx
SunaGaa: No...no...he....WAIT! He WAS there! In I think the first chapter.
SunaGaa: I mentioned him.
idiot with sugar: Was he old?
SunaGaa: .....sort of.
idiot with sugar: Dude.
SunaGaa: Old(er)
idiot with sugar: Is DAICHI alive?!?!
SunaGaa: Yes. XDDDDD
idiot with sugar: Good lord. O.o He's a great-granddaddy!!
SunaGaa: Great Grandpa ftw. I couldn't just let him die. I mean, come on! He's the one everyone is READING this story for.
idiot with sugar: *nods*
idiot with sugar: Daichi is teh booommmbbb
SunaGaa: *falls over* Mrurghughble...
idiot with sugar: O.o
idiot with sugar: *poke*
SunaGaa: *twitch*
idiot with sugar: FLUFFY?!?!
idiot with sugar: oh
idiot with sugar: ahem
idiot with sugar: I mean
SunaGaa: Sesshoumaru!!?
idiot with sugar: *Le gasp!*
SunaGaa: *sits up*
idiot with sugar: FLUFFY!
idiot with sugar: Soda should not be a part of my diet.
idiot with sugar: Like, ever.
SunaGaa: lmao *hasn't had soda since last night*
idiot with sugar: besides a couple hours ago... um... 4 months ago I think
idiot with sugar: but I drink cranberry juice and milk and water x3
SunaGaa: lmao besides then.........well, this last week doesn't count. XDDD
SunaGaa: We have nothing to drink at home. >.> I've been drinking a LOT of water.
SunaGaa: Here there's tea.
SunaGaa: *pout* I want cranberry juice.
idiot with sugar: I drink tea every so often
idiot with sugar: CJ rules.
idiot with sugar: but um, yes, I was supposed to help you get from Point A to Point B, right.
idiot with sugar: um
SunaGaa: lawl
idiot with sugar: Does Wiz still hate Krad?
idiot with sugar: Or was he in on the truce Dark and Krad made?
SunaGaa: Well, Wiz hates Krad. He likes Sei. He's kind of at an impasse there.
SunaGaa: Krad equally hates Wiz...
idiot with sugar: ah, well, okay
idiot with sugar: *just imagined Krad purposely eating strawberries in front of Wiz*
idiot with sugar: *wonders why she thought that was a hot for a moment*
idiot with sugar: *wonders if she just had a semi-bestiality fantasy*
idiot with sugar: *cringe*
SunaGaa: oO
idiot with sugar: it was supposed to be torture >_>
SunaGaa: LMAO
idiot with sugar: but it backfired on me
SunaGaa: Well, it tortured you.
idiot with sugar: Yes. *pout*
SunaGaa: So it was still torture.
idiot with sugar: that could be something
idiot with sugar: someone walks in on them
SunaGaa: Dark.
SunaGaa: XDD
idiot with sugar: Wiz is staring longingly at the strawberries
idiot with sugar: Krad is eating them slowly
SunaGaa: Tantalising them.
idiot with sugar: Dark, "Krad...? Are you turning on Wiz?"
SunaGaa: with*
idiot with sugar: :*
idiot with sugar: ..
idiot with sugar: : *
SunaGaa: ^^
idiot with sugar: but um, that still doesn't help PA-PB >_>
SunaGaa: Noooot exactly.
idiot with sugar: I have to stop getting distracted..
SunaGaa: But it is a thought.
idiot with sugar: *nods*
idiot with sugar: Well, I just had a thought
SunaGaa: ...I have to go to the bathroom, but I'm afraid if I leave the computer....my grandpa will steal it.
SunaGaa: Oh?
idiot with sugar: if Seriso wakes up while Dark and Krad are talking on the roof
idiot with sugar: she would freak out, right?
SunaGaa: As a, how the hell did I get up here, sort of thing, yeah.
idiot with sugar: she would probably be running around in the void of her mind
SunaGaa: lmao The magic starting to work?
idiot with sugar: and trying to get control of the situation
SunaGaa: properly
idiot with sugar: yeah, kind of
SunaGaa: Serios: Oh.....My......GOD.
idiot with sugar: but at the end of it, she's still an amateur
SunaGaa: Seriso: DARK!!!!
idiot with sugar: and she kicks
idiot with sugar: and Dark suddenly LUNGES forward
idiot with sugar: in a "HOLY SHIT!" sort of way
SunaGaa: Seriso: o_____O Dark is IN my BODY!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *boot*
idiot with sugar: XDD
idiot with sugar: "in my body" XDDDD
SunaGaa: Dark: Oo *chokes on whatever words he's going to say*
SunaGaa: XDDDD
SunaGaa: Intentional pun, on course.
idiot with sugar: *nods*
SunaGaa: of*
SunaGaa: This is great. *notes*
idiot with sugar: so dark chokes, topples over, and is starting to roll off the roof
idiot with sugar: and Krad just stares and Dark starts slipping
SunaGaa: Krad is going to just patiently watch him fall.
idiot with sugar: "Aren't you going to help me, damn it?!"
SunaGaa: "Nope."
idiot with sugar: "WHAT ABOUT THE TRUCE?"
SunaGaa: "I won't kill you. That doesn't mean I can't delight in your pain."
idiot with sugar: So he reaches up and grabs Krad's ankle
SunaGaa: Hm...that DOES sound like something Krad would say. Has he said that? Have you used that?
SunaGaa: Krad: O___o......oh HELL NO!
idiot with sugar: No, I haven't, but yes... It does
idiot with sugar: XDDDD
idiot with sugar: "If I'm going down, you are too."
SunaGaa: And the camera is left on the roof as they fall down three flights into Emiko and Riku's favorite flowers.
idiot with sugar: and Seriso is still panicking
SunaGaa: Krad lands on Dark.
idiot with sugar: XD
SunaGaa: Can we say Skwish?
idiot with sugar: *nods*
idiot with sugar: I would imagine Seriso then screaming, "OMG! AM I DEAD? HOLY SHIT! DID I KILL DARK?! I'M A MURDERER!!?!?!?!"
SunaGaa: XDDDD
SunaGaa: She would too.
SunaGaa: And Jezebel is just: Owwww....the spirits...they are...quite....noisy....this evening.
SunaGaa: End chapter.
idiot with sugar: Woo!
SunaGaa: YAYE!!!
idiot with sugar: Now write it! *shakes fist*
SunaGaa: *quivers in ph33r* Yes'm.
SunaGaa: Can I go pee first?
idiot with sugar: ...*sigh* If you must.
SunaGaa: ^^
SunaGaa: What about lunch break?
idiot with sugar: It's 8:43 PM >_>
SunaGaa: <.< 7:45 here...
SunaGaa: >.>
SunaGaa: I haven't eaten yet.
idiot with sugar:
SunaGaa: I've never heard of dinner breaks.
idiot with sugar: Then you'll be the first.
idiot with sugar: Congrats!
SunaGaa: WHOOOO!
SunaGaa: *happily sits there*
idiot with sugar: ...go pee and have food, fool
SunaGaa: ...oh...right.
SunaGaa: brb
idiot with sugar: mm'kay
SunaGaa: Okay, so I lied. I'm not hungry.
SunaGaa: But I did refill my tea.
SunaGaa: :3
idiot with sugar: *got coffee cake and milk*
idiot with sugar: well
idiot with sugar: you made me want to go pee and get food XD
SunaGaa: XDD
SunaGaa: Woot
SunaGaa: I need jumpier music...
SunaGaa: I'm listening to the slow REALLY emo version of Listen to Your Heart.
idiot with sugar: I'm listening to Andrea Bocelli
SunaGaa: :3
idiot with sugar: this man's voice makes me swoon x3
SunaGaa: lol
idiot with sugar: and his song, "Amapola"? *dreamy sigh* I could listen to that song forever, dreaming in its romantic chords
SunaGaa: Does it fall under opera or techno? XDD
idiot with sugar: opera, romantic opera
SunaGaa: :3
idiot with sugar: wanna listen?
idiot with sugar: I think I can send it to you
SunaGaa: If you can.
SunaGaa: ^__^
idiot with sugar: hmm
idiot with sugar: it's only am mp4... I'll have to get the CD, hold on
SunaGaa: Youtube?
idiot with sugar: nah
SunaGaa: Guh, gotta go. I'll be back later. Grandpa is stealing the comp anyway
idiot with sugar: okay
idiot with sugar: I'll have the song ready for you by then >_>
SunaGaa: Okay. Thanks.
*** "SunaGaa" signed off at Fri Aug 17 20:59:05 2007.
Session Close (SunaGaa): Fri Aug 17 21:36:49 2007
Conversation was posted with permission to keep everything as is.
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