[Fanfiction] Fanboy Attack!
Title: Fanboy Attack!
Author: hydeist_haido
Rating: G
Characters: Hyde, Yasu, Kaz, Ju-Ken, Arimatsu, Jin
Summary: Hyde gets pissed off when Yasu goes into his fanboy mode.
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything.
Notes: I had an urge of posting this. This was only posted at my personal blog, but I felt like I had to post it here. Got the idea from the Yasu Loves Hyde video.
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Hyde’s eye brows twitched once more. He had a feeling of someone following him all day, and he was sure the stalker was difficult to handle as he had already tried all of his ways to get away from the anonymous person.
He ran furiously into his dressing room, and met Kaz and his other pals, finding no other person than his band mates in the room. He shut the door close, panting heavily as he threw his bag on the door, lying on the sofa, continuing gasping for breath.
“Hai-chan what’s the matter?” Kaz asked as he finished tuning his guitar.
“I… I was…” Hyde breathed for more air. “…stalked…”
Arimatsu and Jin smirked and exchanged glances. They knew the small vocalist was too famous and caused many fan problems; the thing which bugged the vocalist the most was being stalked. People need space, so does Hyde.
“That’s not really an interesting subject.” Ju-Ken laughed as he put away his bass guitar. “I thought you are already used to this?”
“This time it’s not… easy…” Hyde frowned. “He knows my every move on how to escape from him…”
Kaz “wowed”. “That guy must be good at this. He’s amazing.”
“He’s not. He’s scary!” Hyde wailed and hid his face in his hands. Ju-Ken sighed.
Just then the door flung open and to the men’s surprise, Yasu of Acid Black Cherry stepped into VAMPS’ dressing room… except for Hyde.
“Shit,” Hyde grumbled and lay on his stomach, trying to hide his face from his number one fanboy. “I should have known.”
Jin greeted Yasu, but he merely nodded and greeted back the remaining musicians. Everyone in the room knew obviously that he was here for Hyde. Yasu looked around the room and saw a small figure lying on a black couch which was placed in the corner of the room, and his expression brightened.
“Haido-sama!” He called out in delight and pounced on the poor man who yelped helplessly as the younger musician was sitting on top of him. “Konbanwa!”
“Yasu!” Hyde shouted. “Get off me this instance!”
Yasu apologized and did what he was told, giving the older man some time to gasp for air… again. “Hyde-san I’m here for your live again! You should be lucky that I managed to cancel everything in my schedule tonight.”
“Huh? Everything?” Kaz’s eyes widened.
“Yup, I must be supportive for my favourite rock star!” Yasu’s eyes glimmered with delight and did a pose like a 100% fan girl/ boy, and flowers suddenly popped out around him, causing the other musicians in the dressing room to gawk at him in awe.
“By the word ‘supportive’ doesn’t mean that you can also stalk me all day!” Hyde yelled at his fanboy, making the youngest man in the room pout.
“Aww you figured it out? Dang it!” Yasu pouted and stomped his feet. Ju-Ken rolled his eyes.
“Yasu-kun, why did you have to stalk Hyde all day? He was already stressed for this live and you would ruin his mood like this!” Arimatsu gave Yasu a lecture, at least Hyde smiled a bit.
“But he’s so cuuute!” Yasu whined and gave Hyde a bear hug, making the smaller vocalist nearly suffocating. Hyde’s band mates simply smirked and laughed out loud, Hyde blushed heavily. “Aren’t you cute, Haido-sama?”
“I’M NOT CUTE AND I’M NOWHERE NEAR PRETTY!” Hyde scowled and grabbed his jacket, hiding his head from everyone around him, making his friends laugh even more and Yasu’s squeals got even louder.
“You’re cuute!” Yasu squealed and took out his mobile, snapping tons of photos featuring Hyde.
“S-stop it!” Hyde tried to block out the flashes with his hands, covering his eyes and face with them. “Kaz!” Kaz and his other band mates merely smirked and folded their arms, standing there watching Hyde being “terrorized” by his fanboy.
“Oh if only Megumi-san allows me to take you home with me tonight!” Yasu grinned and gave Hyde another big hug, this time he lifted the older vocalist up in the air, making Hyde scream out. “It’ll be so much fun; we can do lots of things together!”
Ju-Ken shook his head and walked towards the two men and released Hyde from Yasu’s embrace, then placing the smallest musician in the room on the couch gently. “Stop playing with him, Yasu-kun. Now will you please excuse us, Haido hasn’t finished dressing or else you’ll have no concert.”
Yasu nodded and gave Hyde a big grin and a wave before he left the room. Hyde pouted and took a deep breath. Yasu was indeed the scariest fanboy he had ever met throughout his career. He felt pathetic and small being lifted up by Yasu who was even younger than him, but he was grateful that his bassist managed to save him from his fanboy.
“Arigatou Ju-Ken,” He frowned as he grabbed for his bag, taking out his bottle for a drink. “I owe you one. As for you three-” He stared at Kaz, Arimatsu and Jin who were staring at him too. “You three will have to pay the bills when we go drinking after the live tonight.”
“Huh? Why?!”
“Because you didn’t help me from escaping from those irritating squeals and hugs. It was Ju-Ken who saved me from Yasu.” Hyde explained nonchalantly and took another sip of his water.
The guitarist, drummer and sound effects manipulator sighed, as they knew once Hyde demanded for something, there’s no denying and they’ll have to do what they were told. Ju-Ken smirked and gave the vocalist a hearty slap on the back, agreeing to his point.
~Owari~
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