I don't get sleepy anymore.

[hweimei]

Generally, when I go to bed, it's because I have had peace talks with myself, and all parties have agreed that it would be a Good Idea to Get Some Rest.

The subject line isn't entirely true, because I am capable of sleepiness under the following conditions:

• Watching a film with lots of explosions and gunfire; this is lulling, and I have no idea

Comments

[x_hj_x]

You could chase Anya around for a while. I can practically guarantee that after about a week, you, like myself, will be able to fall asleep in pretty much any setting and under any conditions.

Or you could just fall asleep in front of the TV like I so frequently and unintentionally do. Last night I passed out from 4 until 6 while half-watching a crappy spoof of The Lord of The Rings on cable.

Or ingest starch and bring a book and cat to bed for reading purposes (the book, not the cat). Book lights have gotten soooo much better in recent years.

Actually, have you tried reading the cat? I'm getting sleepy just thinking about it.