Fic: Five Times The Doctor Could Have Regenrated
Title: Five Times The Doctor Could Have Regenerated
Series: Doctor Who
Characters: The Doctor, Jack Harkness, Ian Chesterton, Donna Noble, The Brigadier
Rating: PG-13
Beta: Going commando, anything you see hanging out is all my fault.
Spoilers: Anything!
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who or the characters therein, they belong to the BBC. Any original characters and places are my property.
Summary: Some times The Doctor might have wanted to just regenerate.
Author's Note: Written for the brb_gallifrey crackfic challenge. I tried!
Five Times The Doctor Could Have Regenerated
“Doctor?”
“Yes, Donna?”
“I have a problem.”
“What is it now?”
“I think I’m pregnant.”
“What? What? What! Why that’s fantastic news!”
“Maybe to you.”
“Who’s the Father?”
“Jack Harkness… Doctor? Doctor wake up! Doctor?”
*** *** *** *** ***
“Doctor?”
“Yes, Chesterton.”
“Susan, Barbara and I were talking and we realized something.”
“Well, what is it?”
“I’m actually a Timelord baby left behind on the planet Earth. Isn’t that fantastic news!”
“Rubbish!”
“Doctor? Oh dear, I think I better get Susan and the med-kit.”
*** *** *** *** ***
“I must say Brigadier, the kilt looks smashing on you.”
“Doctor, this isn’t a kilt.”
“It’s not?”
“No. It’s a skirt.”
“Dare I ask Brigadier, why are you wearing a skirt?”
“It’s easier to handle since the sex change operation. You can call me Cassidy from now on.”
“…”
“Doctor? Oh dear! Sarah! Hurry!”
*** *** *** *** ***
“Doctor?”
“Jack.”
“I think you better turn around.”
“Now what-What? What! What!”
“I think I might be pregnant.”
“You think? I would say you’re what? Six months along?”
“Okay, yeah, maybe I am pregnant.”
“How did this happen?”
“I don’t know. I thought I took all the precautions.”
“Who’s the mother? Father? Mother? How did this happen?”
“I don’t know, how do you think it happened, Dad? Doctor? Doctor? I can’t pick you up! The foetus is sitting on my sciatic nerve!”
*** *** *** *** ***
“David, as many times as you insist you are, you are NOT The Doctor.”
“No! You’re lying to me. I am The Doctor!”
“David…”
“Who put you up to this? Was it Harold Saxon? You know he’s really The Master. Is it the Face of Boe playing a trick on me? What about Cassandra? Has she taken over your body?”
“David, unhand my manboobs!”
“No! Phil, I know you’re lying to me! I am The Doctor.”
“Look! Even your sonic screwdriver is fake. See?”
“Don’t point that at me! Watc-“
“David? David? Wait… Why are you glowing?”
Series: Doctor Who
Characters: The Doctor, Jack Harkness, Ian Chesterton, Donna Noble, The Brigadier
Rating: PG-13
Beta: Going commando, anything you see hanging out is all my fault.
Spoilers: Anything!
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who or the characters therein, they belong to the BBC. Any original characters and places are my property.
Summary: Some times The Doctor might have wanted to just regenerate.
Author's Note: Written for the brb_gallifrey crackfic challenge. I tried!
Five Times The Doctor Could Have Regenerated
“Doctor?”
“Yes, Donna?”
“I have a problem.”
“What is it now?”
“I think I’m pregnant.”
“What? What? What! Why that’s fantastic news!”
“Maybe to you.”
“Who’s the Father?”
“Jack Harkness… Doctor? Doctor wake up! Doctor?”
*** *** *** *** ***
“Doctor?”
“Yes, Chesterton.”
“Susan, Barbara and I were talking and we realized something.”
“Well, what is it?”
“I’m actually a Timelord baby left behind on the planet Earth. Isn’t that fantastic news!”
“Rubbish!”
“Doctor? Oh dear, I think I better get Susan and the med-kit.”
*** *** *** *** ***
“I must say Brigadier, the kilt looks smashing on you.”
“Doctor, this isn’t a kilt.”
“It’s not?”
“No. It’s a skirt.”
“Dare I ask Brigadier, why are you wearing a skirt?”
“It’s easier to handle since the sex change operation. You can call me Cassidy from now on.”
“…”
“Doctor? Oh dear! Sarah! Hurry!”
*** *** *** *** ***
“Doctor?”
“Jack.”
“I think you better turn around.”
“Now what-What? What! What!”
“I think I might be pregnant.”
“You think? I would say you’re what? Six months along?”
“Okay, yeah, maybe I am pregnant.”
“How did this happen?”
“I don’t know. I thought I took all the precautions.”
“Who’s the mother? Father? Mother? How did this happen?”
“I don’t know, how do you think it happened, Dad? Doctor? Doctor? I can’t pick you up! The foetus is sitting on my sciatic nerve!”
*** *** *** *** ***
“David, as many times as you insist you are, you are NOT The Doctor.”
“No! You’re lying to me. I am The Doctor!”
“David…”
“Who put you up to this? Was it Harold Saxon? You know he’s really The Master. Is it the Face of Boe playing a trick on me? What about Cassandra? Has she taken over your body?”
“David, unhand my manboobs!”
“No! Phil, I know you’re lying to me! I am The Doctor.”
“Look! Even your sonic screwdriver is fake. See?”
“Don’t point that at me! Watc-“
“David? David? Wait… Why are you glowing?”