Hot N' Ready
Title: Hot N' Ready
Author: l4st_w0rds
Pairing: YooMin
Summary: Pedo!Chun misinterprets something Changmin says.
A/N: dedicated to jaejoongxyuno07 because I totally had her in mind when I wrote this. xD <3 you, Jenna!
Changmin smiled pleasantly as he payed the pizza boy, and threw in an extra large tip - to keep him quiet. The boy bowed low as he handed Changmin the box, and Changmin not-so-politely slammed the door in his face.
He was kindof sick of people oggling him and his undeniable sexiness.
He waved the pizza box in front of Yoochun's face as he passed through the loving room, but his eyes were glued to some game show on television. He just waved Changmin past with indifference.
"And you were the one who complained about being so hungry...jinjja..."
Changmin plopped the pizza box down on the counter, putting his finger on the corner and spinning it in circles for entertainment.
"Hot N' Ready," he read out loud, spinning the box again.
Changmin was appalled when, moments later, he felt fingers snake around his hips to undo his pants, and hot breath along his neck, quickly followed by lips and tongue.
"The fuck..." Changmin whirled around and shoved Yoochun off of him. "What the FUCK, hyung?!"
Yoochun wiped his lips and pulled the collar of his shirt back up over his shoulder. If he hadn't been so mad, Changmin might have laughed.
"You said you were hot and ready..."
"Oh my GOD...I was talking about the PIZZA you PERV!" Changmin shouted.
Yoochun's eyes widened in comprehension, and he rounded his lips into an "o". "When did the pizza get here?"
Changmin sighed exasperatedly. ""I waved it in front of your fucking face, but you were too busy watching Ninja Warrior to notice," he replied, opening the box on the counter and all but throwing a piece at Yoochun's face.
"The competition was...really intense this round," Yoochun said around a mouthful of pizza.
Silence fell in the kitchen, Yoochun chewing his pizza in the middle of the linoleum, Changmin leaning against the cabinets as he fumed.
He looked down at his feet, and noticed his pants were still unbuttoned. He looked back at Yoochun, whose chewing had slowed when he saw what Changmin had been staring at.
"Wanna go anyways?"
Changmin looked at Yoochun for a moment - caught between rage and desire.
"Swallow what's in your mouth first."
Changmin allowed himself to laugh as he ran into the other room. Yoochun threw the rest of his pizza back into the box and chased after him.
Author: l4st_w0rds
Pairing: YooMin
Summary: Pedo!Chun misinterprets something Changmin says.
A/N: dedicated to jaejoongxyuno07 because I totally had her in mind when I wrote this. xD <3 you, Jenna!
Changmin smiled pleasantly as he payed the pizza boy, and threw in an extra large tip - to keep him quiet. The boy bowed low as he handed Changmin the box, and Changmin not-so-politely slammed the door in his face.
He was kindof sick of people oggling him and his undeniable sexiness.
He waved the pizza box in front of Yoochun's face as he passed through the loving room, but his eyes were glued to some game show on television. He just waved Changmin past with indifference.
"And you were the one who complained about being so hungry...jinjja..."
Changmin plopped the pizza box down on the counter, putting his finger on the corner and spinning it in circles for entertainment.
"Hot N' Ready," he read out loud, spinning the box again.
Changmin was appalled when, moments later, he felt fingers snake around his hips to undo his pants, and hot breath along his neck, quickly followed by lips and tongue.
"The fuck..." Changmin whirled around and shoved Yoochun off of him. "What the FUCK, hyung?!"
Yoochun wiped his lips and pulled the collar of his shirt back up over his shoulder. If he hadn't been so mad, Changmin might have laughed.
"You said you were hot and ready..."
"Oh my GOD...I was talking about the PIZZA you PERV!" Changmin shouted.
Yoochun's eyes widened in comprehension, and he rounded his lips into an "o". "When did the pizza get here?"
Changmin sighed exasperatedly. ""I waved it in front of your fucking face, but you were too busy watching Ninja Warrior to notice," he replied, opening the box on the counter and all but throwing a piece at Yoochun's face.
"The competition was...really intense this round," Yoochun said around a mouthful of pizza.
Silence fell in the kitchen, Yoochun chewing his pizza in the middle of the linoleum, Changmin leaning against the cabinets as he fumed.
He looked down at his feet, and noticed his pants were still unbuttoned. He looked back at Yoochun, whose chewing had slowed when he saw what Changmin had been staring at.
"Wanna go anyways?"
Changmin looked at Yoochun for a moment - caught between rage and desire.
"Swallow what's in your mouth first."
Changmin allowed himself to laugh as he ran into the other room. Yoochun threw the rest of his pizza back into the box and chased after him.