OOC: Oh hey, it's info post time.

[hurtingzeebo]

I'll get to my other kids, later, but first, the new girl.

Meet Sam Puckett, the rough and tumble internet star with a heart of -- well, pyrite, at the very least.

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[vanillajello]

... Kate is suddenly fearing for the safety of the pudding cups she stores in her common room fridge, and doesn't know why.

[hurtingzeebo]

As she should be. Someone's gonna have to put a lock on those fridges to keep Sam out. . . .

[dollpocalypse]

Topher is wondering if his drawer of inappropriate starches will be safe.

[hurtingzeebo]

I'm guessing that depends on the security of said drawer. Also, if there's other food around that's easier to get at.

[dollpocalypse]

Noted.

Said drawer may end up with a lock on it. Or an armed guard. Kid likes his food.

[hurtingzeebo]

And Sam can totally respect that. So long as she doesn't see an armed guard as a personal challenge. ;D

[glacial_witch]

...I'm suddenly picturing the epic bitchfight as Karla and Sam both reach for the last slice of cake.

[hurtingzeebo]

Word. Though Sam might first try the "hey, what's that over there?" distraction and cramming the last piece of cake into her mouth whole while Karla looks away tactic, first. . . .

[ancientbschamp]

. . . I'm getting the popcorn stocked up for that.

[hurtingzeebo]

Sam thinks she'll win. Poor Sam.

Though she can apparently knock a trucker out with a carton of milk.

Edited because canon doesn't actually specify the SIZE of the carton

[randomspanish]

...I think I may just end up linking mostly to your info post for iCarly world info, cause this is a perfect summary.

[hurtingzeebo]

D'awww, shucks.

. . . I might have started writing this post, like, four days ago. It's been a slow week at work.

[iwishiwasbig]

Just to note, since we didn't even get out of the newbie OOC post before Dave got marked as a nub, he's probably a safe target. :D

[hurtingzeebo]

I think it was the whole immediately bringing up video games, thing.

Also, I must say again EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Dave! Late night reruns of News Radio totally got me through my first semester of college.