Because this is the mature thing to do on Saturday mornings.

[huntingsnarks]

Hey, sweet thing.

How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?

Why don't you come tame my dragon?

Let me be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

I know my name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood if you know what I mean.

I'm not an animagus, but I can be a real animal, if you know what I mean.

We may not be

Comments

[greenpixiehair]

*tries not to giggle*

*fails*

[huntingsnarks]

Hey now. I avoided all the wand jokes. I'm sure some of them would have made you positively snort.

[greenpixiehair]

I wonder what the correct term is for a simultaneous snort and giggle? Snoggle? Sniggle? Snorgle? Gort?

Whatever it is, I'm sure I'd do it.

[slug_belcher]

Haha! These were great!

[huntingsnarks]

He he, aren't they just? :) I feel so very mature...

[huntingsnarks]

Hee hee, I know. I do love the people who put time and effort into thinking these up. JK just makes it too easy, right?