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Spoilers through 3.03, rated R.
RubynotGiselle: Satan, I read this awful songfic last night.
Bellatheball: Awful songfic is kind of redundant, don't you think? Did it use For Crying Out Loud?
RubynotGiselle: Yes, how did you know?
Bellatheball: That song kind of begs to be made into a bad fanfic, doesn't it?
RubynotGiselle: Now that you mention it...
Bellatheball: [sings] I was lost but you were found, and I never knew how far down I was falling 'till I reached the bottom
RubynotGiselle: Draco looked deep into Harry's moss green eyes. "I have fallen in love with you, Harry darling!" he exclaimed.
Bellatheball: I was cold and you were fire and I never knew how the pyre could be burning on the edge of the ice field
RubynotGiselle: "But Draco, why are your hands so ice cold?" Harry replied. "Is it because the fire burning in your heart is sapping all the warmth from your body?"
Bellatheball: And now the chilly California wind is blowing down our bodies again, and we're sinking deeper and deeper in the chilly California sand
RubynotGiselle: "Harry, darling, let's go to the beach. In California!" Draco suggested, skipping off with Harry to get their brooms.
Bellatheball:I know you belong inside my aching heart, and can't you see my faded Levis bursting apart
RubynotGiselle: They landed in California and made love, using the fresh ocean water as lube.
Bellatheball:And don't you hear me crying, oh babe, don't go, and don't you hear me screaming, how was I to know?
RubynotGiselle: "I'm sorry I used to be a prat. I don't know why I was attempting to curse you all the time in the past," Draco apologized while he and Harry were cuddling in their love nest (sand for a bed, towels for blankets).
Bellatheball:I'm in the middle of nowhere, near the end of the line, and there's a border to somewhere waiting and there's a tank full of time
RubynotGiselle: "Oh, honey, don't worry about it." Suddenly Harry's face lit up. "Let's elope! Vegas is near here. I'll hotwire a car."
Bellatheball:Give me just another moment to see the light of the day and take me to another land where I don't have to stay
RubynotGiselle: "Oh, Harry, that sounds wonderful. Then perhaps we could honeymoon in Japan. I hear they sell sex toys in vending machines over there, and I have a plan for you and a squid."
*RubynotGiselle has been booted from the chat*
*Bellatheball has been booted from the chat*
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RubynotGiselle: Well, so-rryyyyy.
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MaskedAuthor: This is not intended to make fun of any particular fic, in the Supernatural fandom or otherwise, although I know at least one with that song as its title exists. It's taken from a running joke that we have where For Crying Out Loud sounds like a bad fanfic. Also, please feel free to leave us comments and to pass the journal link around, since we're not quite sure of a high traffic place to advertise this.
RubynotGiselle: What the hell?
Bellatheball: lol h0r
RubynotGiselle: Satan, I read this awful songfic last night.
Bellatheball: Awful songfic is kind of redundant, don't you think? Did it use For Crying Out Loud?
RubynotGiselle: Yes, how did you know?
Bellatheball: That song kind of begs to be made into a bad fanfic, doesn't it?
RubynotGiselle: Now that you mention it...
Bellatheball: [sings] I was lost but you were found, and I never knew how far down I was falling 'till I reached the bottom
RubynotGiselle: Draco looked deep into Harry's moss green eyes. "I have fallen in love with you, Harry darling!" he exclaimed.
Bellatheball: I was cold and you were fire and I never knew how the pyre could be burning on the edge of the ice field
RubynotGiselle: "But Draco, why are your hands so ice cold?" Harry replied. "Is it because the fire burning in your heart is sapping all the warmth from your body?"
Bellatheball: And now the chilly California wind is blowing down our bodies again, and we're sinking deeper and deeper in the chilly California sand
RubynotGiselle: "Harry, darling, let's go to the beach. In California!" Draco suggested, skipping off with Harry to get their brooms.
Bellatheball:I know you belong inside my aching heart, and can't you see my faded Levis bursting apart
RubynotGiselle: They landed in California and made love, using the fresh ocean water as lube.
Bellatheball:And don't you hear me crying, oh babe, don't go, and don't you hear me screaming, how was I to know?
RubynotGiselle: "I'm sorry I used to be a prat. I don't know why I was attempting to curse you all the time in the past," Draco apologized while he and Harry were cuddling in their love nest (sand for a bed, towels for blankets).
Bellatheball:I'm in the middle of nowhere, near the end of the line, and there's a border to somewhere waiting and there's a tank full of time
RubynotGiselle: "Oh, honey, don't worry about it." Suddenly Harry's face lit up. "Let's elope! Vegas is near here. I'll hotwire a car."
Bellatheball:Give me just another moment to see the light of the day and take me to another land where I don't have to stay
RubynotGiselle: "Oh, Harry, that sounds wonderful. Then perhaps we could honeymoon in Japan. I hear they sell sex toys in vending machines over there, and I have a plan for you and a squid."
*RubynotGiselle has been booted from the chat*
*Bellatheball has been booted from the chat*
*RubynotGiselle has entered the chat*
RubynotGiselle: Well, so-rryyyyy.
*Bellatheball has entered the chat*
*MaskedAuthor has entered the chat*
MaskedAuthor: This is not intended to make fun of any particular fic, in the Supernatural fandom or otherwise, although I know at least one with that song as its title exists. It's taken from a running joke that we have where For Crying Out Loud sounds like a bad fanfic. Also, please feel free to leave us comments and to pass the journal link around, since we're not quite sure of a high traffic place to advertise this.
RubynotGiselle: What the hell?
Bellatheball: lol h0r