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[hunny_bud]

So, according to that Zack guy's list, this place is filled with all sorts of hunnies! Which is why I'm offering you, the female inhabitants of Sheol, to make your acquaintance with the great Zelos Wilder himself! Simply reply to this message with your name, age and hobbies. It's a one-time offer you can't afford to miss!~

Comments

[heavenly_sprout]

You remind me of someone.

[hunny_bud]

... Oh?

[heavenly_sprout]

A friend back home. He always likes to try and get close to women.

[hunny_bud]

Are you female?

[floralsummon]

Great? What's so great about you? Are you really strong or good at magic or something?
Let's see...name, age, hobbies...
My name's Norn, I'm 620 years old, and I like... [trails off for a moment] What do I like? I like helping people and reading stories and...and flowers. I really like flowers.
I don't see what makes this such a special "one-time offer", though.

[scarlet_paladin]

Oh, please don't encourage him...

[hunny_bud]

Why, I'm the one and only Zelos Wilder! The Chosen One, destined to save my world from its demise! Which I did, by the way. Plus, I'm extremely handsome.

But not as gorgeous as you, hunny! All the flowers in the world pale in comparison to your beauty. It's hard to tell you're already 620 years old.~

[floralsummon]

Wow, really? That's cool~! How heroic~
O..oh, thank you! I'm pretty young where I come from, though...if you're a human, I'd be about...12, I think my sister said?

[colorlessly]

Hunnies?

[hunny_bud]

Hunnies! Babes! Cute girls! You know. People like you.

[colorlessly]

.. I see.

[hunny_bud]

Well? Don't you have a name, age and hobbies? I'm waiting!~

[warped_genetics]

..'Hunnie'? Isn't that a food..?

I don't think food has hobbies..

[hunny_bud]

No, no. That's honey.

Hunnies are girls.

[warped_genetics]

..But it's the same sounding word! [ He whined a bit.]

B.. Besides! I thought it was rude to ask a woman her age in the human world..

[hunny_bud]

Nah, it's not rude! It shows you want to know more about them.

[scarlet_paladin]

...?!

...

And here I thought you would have changed your ways, you pervert.

[hunny_bud]

Why would I need to change? I'm perfect the way I am, right?

[scarlet_paladin]

...I hope one of them turns out to be another Sheena-clone.

[hunny_bud]

What's that supposed to mean?