Comments | humble_vassal: Come on you little...

humble_vassal

Come on you little...

Jun 20, 2006 20:16

I feel like shooting someone... repeatedly. First, I'd pick off their legs so that they can't run away. Then I'll have a field day with them until: A) They die, or B) I get bored and decide to light the body on fire.

DO WE HAVE ANY BRAVE VOLUNTEERS?

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burningchorus June 21 2006, 00:24:56 UTC

I can think of someone.

Got any explosives?

humble_vassal June 21 2006, 00:27:54 UTC

Who's the lucky man?

I sure do!

burningchorus June 21 2006, 00:33:08 UTC

Albedo. My twin. Maybe you've heard of him.

Great. Where do you think is the best place to strap one to someone's body so that most of them will explode?

humble_vassal June 21 2006, 00:37:53 UTC

How could I forget? He was a card alright...

Maybe strap explosives on to all of his limbs, his chest, head... and one on the inside for good measure. Then use a rocket launcher on the remains... and burn the rest, or dump it into some acid.

Normally, I'd consider this several kinds of overkill. But this is Albedo we're talking about.

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