my rap about Eva St

[humancatalyst]

Yo, her name is Emily and she's really really quiet

Comments

[alphawolf13]

ha ha ha ha love it :D

[humancatalyst]

i'm not gonna quit my day job but i like it too.

also, being white (as the scandinavian snow) basically precludes me from being able to rap so there will not be any impromptu recitations :P

[starfignewton]

we are gonna get you SO drunk and make you perform it on the lounge table.

my secret plan comes to fruition! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[humancatalyst]

oh nooooooooooes.

actually that might happen :/

(as i was bid to do)

[bitchonleash]

you're da bomb, please sign my chest in permanent marker!!

can i be a booty girl in your video?

Re: (as i was bid to do)

[humancatalyst]

sure thing girl - you can shake that fine ass any time

[lawsuitdiamonds]

!! so cool.

[megalumpy]

I'd buy that if it was in an album

and by buy, I mean download

and by download, I mean mother fucking pirate y0

[humancatalyst]

yarr, thar be free mp3 downloads on the starboard bow!

[melloncollie_nz]

Ha ha ha, fuck yeah, that's awesome. I would have been much less tactful! I'm looking forward to the booty-shakin' video of gangsters and sluts gyrating about the lounge.