† 001 [Video: English]

[hullonurse]

[There is some awkward fumbling with the communicator before it finally switches to video to reveal a disgruntled Englishwoman frowning down at it.] What is this even supposed to be? Doesn't look like a radio... [England looks around her, evidently not aware that she's being filmed.] More important is my location...

[The communicator makes some

Comments

[asideglance]

[O-oh fem England is also cute... He is going to collect all of these cuties no wait that's a bad train of thought.

A pause.]

Ah... Has the situation been explained yet?

[hullonurse]

[So England is still getting used to these devices and isn't used to looking at small screens like this, so she doesn't really process the image for too long before her mind leaps to a certain someone.]

Japan? There you are, dear, I've been wondering. Have you heard about all this nonsense about male versions of us that I keep being told about? All seems rather ridiculous.

[asideglance]

. . .

D-do I truly look female...? Surely my voice would have tipped off such a thing... [HE HAS MANLY PARTS ABOUT HIM RIGHT RIGHT LISTEN TO HIS VOICE!!!]

Ah... England-san, is it? ...I am in fact Japan, but perhaps not the one you are used to. [bows]

[hullonurse]

Oh. Oh, I'm awfully sorry, dear, my mistake.

[asideglance]

Please do not worry about such a small thing... [small thing sure]

[hullonurse]

I am very sorry about the confusion.

Now then, you must be Kiku, correct?

[asideglance]

Yes, that's correct. Pleased to meet you. Ah, I believe it may get a bit confusing if I attempt to speak to both England-san and... England-san. So perhaps I should call you... England-chan...

[hullonurse]

[Can't remember what "-chan" means. But Japan wouldn't call her something insulting, right?] ... If you insist, I suppose. It's a dignified name for a lady, right?

[asideglance]

Hm... It is quite cute.

[hullonurse]

Oh. It's... cute.

Well, I don't particularly care about things like that [DOES, SO MUCH] but you may do as you please.

[asideglance]

I see... [So still a tsundere of course of course... but why are her eyebrows so nice and cute... this is okay with him though]

In that case, pleased to meet you, England-chan.

[hullonurse]

It's a pleasure, Jap- Kiku- Mister Japan.

[asideglance]

[o-oh that's... cute. ooh mister japan ooh--

no he shouldn't daydream]

Has much been explained, then? It seems England-chan has been speaking to many others.

[hullonurse]

[/gaze]

I think I have the general gist of the matter, yes.

[asideglance]

[and I will leave my moe on]

I see... In that case, I wish you luck with settling into such a situation. I'm afraid I am not near any of the cities, so perhaps we can meet at a later date.

[hullonurse]

Of course, whenever is convenient for the both of us.