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[hukbillgoomba]

Today was a day of not muchery.

I applied for about five or six jobs, including the local newsagents who were actually advertising. But, I've applied there about ten million times in the past and never got so much as a 'sorry, fuck off'. Meh, we'll see, I suppose. There was also a job at a shop in Preston and one in Widnes. I think one of the others

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[proskynesis]

"durhrbjabjkas,.... Diyn said "adhklasd" and then Rob went all "whhaaaa??" and then the wizard appeared and was all phiopfeasdhnipa with the qsfenasfdnlasfd and the end."

I am glad to see that other people use this method of writing...

No, you're right, that man is well creepy. D:

Business Cat reminds me of Weeble. Though it might be the Sixish tie that does that.

[hukbillgoomba]

It's a serious writing method that we should patent. XD I call it the 'asdjk;asd method'!! IT'LL BE FAMOUS!

I kind of want the nurse to say "Actually, no, we don't need your blood right now! 0_0"
XD
But, oh god! In EVERY panel he looks slightly... not... quite... right. In the last one he's looking at a cup of water as if he wants to rape it! D:

WEEEEEEBLE! :D
He needs to wear a little coat with mini Colin badges!! ^_^

[proskynesis]

It just reminds me of that time I sent a previous draft of one of my essays, which looked like that, to my tutor by accident. TRAUMA.

OMG I DEMAND TO SEE THE CUP OF WATER PANEL. It's like Sean Astin's Sam, in the FotR:EE where it talks about the hobbits and he's shown looking a plant in a really not-right way. :/

That's just silly. It's not possible to have a mini Colin anything.

[hukbillgoomba]

AGH! TRAUMA INDEED! I hope they asked "What does 'hosfdkla' mean?" and you gave a long winded explanation about how it's a super secret name that was discovered in a magical kingdom and explains EVERYTHING EVER and is worth at least another fifty marks. ;D

I edited the entry so you can see these things of HORROR! D:

HOW DARE YOU!?! XD

[lady_wormtongue]

The nurse is leaning away because that man is definitely sporting a semi. The bulge in his pants is too well-defined to be mere fabric.

[hukbillgoomba]

That may be true. He looks far, FAR too pleased with himself. D:

[sarahlitarose]

He has a very well defined camel toe, which just raises all sorts of awkward questions. It's like... put that away, please.

I still like Fucking Wizard a bit more because of

A) Harry Potter turned on its head in a really unexpected way (Harry and Hagrid are total BFFs and so to have them raging at one another is especially funny).

B) Bizarre jerky animated characters that don't look anything like Harry or Hagrid YET THEY DO.

C) The Scottish accents and stifled giggling.

But Phone Rage is pretty sweet too. I'll punch both your kidneys so hard you'll be pissing unicorns!!!!

[hukbillgoomba]

I think that, despite the laughter, the Fucking Wizard one was actually delivered better at times. XD
You're right about A, I think. I'd like to see a scene like this in the Battle of Hogwarts.
"Harry! You can't fight Voldemort!"
"Hagrid, I've been through this! I don't give a BLOODY FUCK what YOU think!"

Also, a Scottish Harry would be SO awesome! :D