No more books, but SCARF NEWS!

Dec 21, 2010 21:58

I would like, I would very much like, to find David Cameron, and throw up IN HIS FAT FACE. And then make him eat it. EAT IT ALL, YOU BASTARD! So, Thatcher stole milk from children, and now Cameron wants to take away their books. What an utter douche! I hope Cameron finds himself dying in a hospital that he's cut the funding to and has Doctor who ( Read more... )

politics, doctor who, scarf, rage, wtf

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metalkatt December 21 2010, 22:39:21 UTC
*blinking at the withdrawal of books*

wtf? Seriously, that's all I can say. The thought of someone coming to me and saying "you cannot have a book" is quite terrifying. I'm sure many of these kids without books are being neglected to begin with... I simply cannot imagine a life without books. Truly, I'm just stunned.

YAY SCARF! And, apples are good for you. Try different varieties; they all have different flavours. Also, eat them ASAP after buying them. The newer they are, the better the flavour.

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hukbillgoomba December 21 2010, 22:42:31 UTC
They're also shutting down a lot of public libraries and cutting a lot of education funding. It's as if they don't want the population to be able to read...

The scarf will, I think, take on sentience and try to control me. I can feel it already! D:
After much experimenting I can say that Green apples are far superior to red ones. The darker the green, the better. :D

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metalkatt December 21 2010, 22:50:31 UTC
hello, the world of the Handmaiden's Tale, geez.

Also, try slicing the apple into sections and dipping it in peanut butter. DELICIOUS.

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the_tabitha December 22 2010, 06:02:59 UTC
I can't use the washing-machine.

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All you've got to do it put some clothes in, put a capfull of soap in, turn the dial, and let the machine do the rest of the work. Really simple. Just don't dry your scarf. It will probably shrink. But you may not even have to worry about the dryer dilemma. Learn how to do laundry. It is a good skill.

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hukbillgoomba December 22 2010, 06:53:47 UTC
No, no, no! You mis-understand me!

It's the material the scarf is made from cannot be machine washed. I'm actually well aquainted with using it otherwise, thank you very much.

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the_tabitha December 22 2010, 07:13:35 UTC
Oh. Okay. That is more acceptable. I am okay with that.

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