I was reading this post on my laptop while sat in the front room while my parents watch the news, and I started shaking because I was trying not to laugh out loud. OMG. Parbold has the strangest people, but this women does sound like the strangest. The best bit was the part about wearing tight trousers.
Parbold is like a big magnet for strangeness.... Which explains a lot... I was so, so tempted to make a comment about my older brother Matt who has been known to wear tight trousers. Tight SILVER trousers. XD
Northern people are weird by nature. ;)hukbillgoombaSeptember 29 2010, 21:40:29 UTC
It's a village. :p
And yes.
Though most of the old people we get are fine and don't do anything more outragious than complain about Catholics or Anglicans (depending on which they are, of course).
Lord. I would have snatched that cellphone from her and smashed it.
Well, probably not really, but I would have been sorely tempted. I might have at least told her that taking photographs of other customers was against shop policy or something, but only if I was looking for a fight. >:D
We checked the law on this and it IS illegal to photograph other people's children against their will (children being anyone under 16, I think). So... If she comes again we may have to pull out some whup-ass in the form of the local police man.
I swear, sometimes I think you don't live in a real place on planet Earth, because of the sheer proportion of people who are totally cracked out. You must live on some other planet where Liquid Crazy is in the rain and therefore the water supply.
Mmmm! Liquid crazy! :D Parbold does have a population that is generally upper class and of an average age of 83. So the creepy people are more likely to be the old and rich ones. XD
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I was so, so tempted to make a comment about my older brother Matt who has been known to wear tight trousers. Tight SILVER trousers. XD
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And yes.
Though most of the old people we get are fine and don't do anything more outragious than complain about Catholics or Anglicans (depending on which they are, of course).
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Well, probably not really, but I would have been sorely tempted. I might have at least told her that taking photographs of other customers was against shop policy or something, but only if I was looking for a fight. >:D
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Parbold does have a population that is generally upper class and of an average age of 83. So the creepy people are more likely to be the old and rich ones. XD
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