Desilmarilliant

[huinare]

[cracked-out thing I posted elsewhere, for posterity]

Dear Carcharoth,

Suffering from indigestion? heartbearn? maybe a pesky case of internal hemorrhaging? Try Dr. Darkness' Desilmarilliant. Alleviates all symptoms related to accidental or intentional silmaril ingestion.

To receive your first bottle, please enclose twenty gold coins and a milligram of

Comments

[hhimring]

I'm sure Carcharoth jumped at this offer. Anyone foolish enough to swallow a Silmaril in the first place...
Is "heartbearn" a particularly severe form of "heartburn"?

[huinare]

Is "heartbearn" a particularly severe form of "heartburn"?

Oops, thanks for pointing out my silly typo--that is to say, yes, yes it is.