A long-expected crackfic

[huinare]

Oh look, there's time enough between classes to post this bit of mischief I managed yesterday.

Comments

[azalaisdep]

Excuse me while I go and wash out my brain... :-)

[huinare]

Good luck!

[dwimordene_2011]

Wow - I... am speechless?

Great imitation of a gossip page/E! Entertainment, and omg, Faramir the son of Beorn or Mithrandir and thus estranged from "daddy" Denethor. Hysterical!

(Also, I love Ioreth so very much in general, and as a graduate student in clinical psychoherbology in particular.)

(And: psychoherbology, which sounds suspiciously like "I do 'shrooms regularly and write about the experience".)

[huinare]

OH. Dude, I forgot to put Ioreth in the character list when I linked this in the B2ME comm, thanks for the unwitting reminder.

Haha, I wasn't exactly sure what "psychoherbology" would entail, but it sounded appropriate enough. I rather like your idea.

[allie_meril]

*dies* Best thing I've seen all day. Hands down.

[engarian]

Oh, marvelous. For stories like this I would even read the gossip mags, something that I scrupulously ignore in my current every-day life.

- Erulisse (one L)

[zopyrus]

HAHAHA. This is great, and the last line is a kicker. Marshes of Wetwang, indeed!

[huinare]

The Marshes of Wetwang should've gotten a mention in Master Salizidûd (dang, why did neither of us think of that?).

I am starting to realize that most of my crackfic takes place it its own very special 'verse which I hereby dub the Salizi!verse.