001~ [BACKDATED TO LAST WEEK because I'm shit at writing journals and ripping off my app]

[hugewitch]

I apologize for having neglected my journal lately; I have no excuses than that I simply have been doing other things -- and in the end, I forgot.

I hope you all enjoyed your excursion to Hogsmeade. Unfortunately I have not had the chance to go there yet, but I have heard pleasant things about it so I will look forward to next year.

[ seeing Rose is

Comments

[dofaye]

You're a bit young to be staying here over the holidays, aren't you?

... god damn it I keep forgetting age rules. o well she's 13 she can just refuse and be childish

[hugewitch]

I refuse to return to celebrate this holiday with an alcoholic, unsupportive woman like her.

oh lmao are there rules?

[dofaye]

...I see.

screw the rules I have money?

[hugewitch]

Don't worry about it.

[hellaknight]

[ Don't lie, Lalonde, Dave knows you probably have a textbook sized diary somewhere which he will eventually find and read. ]

no
seeing as ill have been a costumer of the powers of wizard transportation by then
id have rubbed my forehead against a dirty gym sock and clicked my heels once twice
chanting i wish i were home i wish i were home lost in some starry eyed mantra
deliver me to a world without these blankets of bullshit snow
into a delicious land that doesnt shove sheep testicles into the young mouths of fragile children
toss me across the atlantic in a long streamlined river of magical projectile vomit
fuck ok i lost it

anyway hey
no ill be in texas and not trapped here in the dungeons as if i were some fairytale princess
cmon your mom cant be that bad

[hugewitch]

[ she will have written a 20 page long essay of your behaviour in the beginning so you think it's something else 8) ]

You haven't met her, Strider.

[hellaknight]

[ oh hell no ]

true
well i could always leave lil cal to keep you company
just you and him and that shit eating grin

[hugewitch]

[ you know she'd do it. ]

You forget that Lil' Cal follows you, not me.

[toothballs]

You're staying, too?! Why is everyone staying? Go home, go home!