Career interviews

[hufflepoet]

Career?
Oh dear.
A job?
Oh sod.
I profess, professor
I prefer a profession
Wherein I am possessor
Of a chance of expression.
But whilst I desire
The height of stimulation
What I require
Is high remuneration.
If one of these
I must be denied,
Give me money, please.
I am satisfied.

Comments

[gigglylavender]

Hee. That rhymes.

[hufflepoet]

Yes. It does.

[gigglylavender]

I liked it. It is very clever.

[hufflepoet]

Oh, I see. I was unsure of your point. Thanks, Lavender.

[demelza_r]

Did you write that? It's hilarious!

[hufflepoet]

Yes, I did. Thank you, Demelza.

[pink_parvati]

I agree with Demelza. Do you take requests?

[hufflepoet]

Thank you! Erm... I might do. What sort of requests?

[badgersonparade]

Are you not looking forward to leaving school, Wayne?

[hufflepoet]

I do not know. I suppose that depends on what manner of employment I obtain. I confess I will regret leaving Hogwarts, but I hope we will all settle down contentedly elsewhere.