Jedi mind trick

[hslayer]

Me to other driver: "Good job, ass-grape."
Michelle: "What's a grape?"
...pause...
Me: "Ummmmm.... It's a small fruit usually sold in bunches?"
Michelle: "Oh my god, that was such a non-sequitur I honestly didn't know what a grape was!"

Comments

[viridian]

Look, I thought it was a combination of groping and rape, okay?????

[slackwench]

I like it!

[thepolkapunk]

What's a dickfor?