In my last post, I mentioned the concept of a SPARTACUS office AU. A couple of people wanted somebody to write it. AND YOU GOT ME THINKING ABOUT IT. ARGH.

I kind of hate myself for writing this.

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Tomorrow night's episode of SPARTACUS is called "Whore." No, it is not written by Frank Miller. (That I know of.) The logline: Batiatus starts pimping Spartacus out, and our hero's new career gets off with a bang when he is ordered to service the richest woman in Rome ( Read more... )

Well, that was a relatively toned-down episode of SPARTACUS: BLOOD AND SAND. Okay, yeah, it opened and closed with scenes involving men being gruesomely castrated, but look, whaddya want? Oiled-up gladiators playing patty-cake?

( (SPOILER: they do not play patty-cake. NOT SAFE FOR WORK.) )

That SPARTACUS is on tonight, right? OKAY GOOD.

Barca and Pietros are still dead, and that still sucks. On the good news front, this episode promises to be heavy on the Ilythia. C'mon, everybody, say it with me: mmmmmmm, *Ilythia.*

Hey, remember when I said that this show featured male-male sex "as part of a devoted relationship ( Read more... )

Hey, guys, don't forget -- new Spartacus tonight, at 10 PM! I will, as always, live-tweet ( Read more... )

Hey, remember what I said about how Barca was the gladiator Batiatus unquestionably trusted?

…yeah, SCRATCH THAT.

( Spoilers for 'Delicate Things.' )

NEW SPARTACUS TONIGHT AT 10 PM EST. If you have Netflix streaming, you will be able to watch it earlier -- but don't! Let's watch it together, at the same time as everybody watching it on TV. Right now, fandom is not really represented in the #Spartacus hashtag over on Twitter. So if you liked the primer, and want to check SPARTACUS out, ( Read more... )

Apparently I cheered myself up this evening by making Spartacus lols. Your lol may vary, of course. I took great care to make them as juvenile, lowbrow, and 4channy as possible, so consider this your content warning.

( God help us all. )

Marina/Sabrina did a SPARTACUS vid, so now those who have yet to watch an episode can get a sense of the visual insanity on offer. Be mindful that this focuses on the naughty stuff more than the hacking and slashing, so not only is this not safe for work but it demonstrates only a portion of the absolute insanity that this show has to offer. Even ( Read more... )