Brain Cramps

[hpsuperwoman]

Brain Cramps

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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Comments

[out_of_reach_03]

wowwowowow lmao.... the congressional candidate in Texas is my favorite. well i loved them all. you better believe i feel smarter! hahahaha. niceeee.

[hpsuperwoman]

Yeah i felt pretty good after reading it too lol.

[_swallowthemoon]

That was great!

""If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Bill Clinton

Haha, I guess he didn't succeed then because he is one of the biggest failures around, as are the majority of the politicians. Hard to believe that a man who says such ridiculous things sat in the White House at one point and made crucial, life changing decisions.

[daavaaad]

The Mariah one is a CLASSIC!!

[hpsuperwoman]

Yeah isnt it lol