Consumerism (prompt: Fairy Lights)
Title: Consumerism
Author&Rating: Loonynamelass, PG (mentions “the act”)
Prompt: Fairy Lights (still Christmastime; I have a lot of catching up to do!)
Word Count: 100
Notes: I created Magi*Mart a long time ago, and will consider it pseudo-canon for my purposes. After all, wizards must have grocery stores as well as their joke shops, candy shops, clothing shops, dark-item shops, apothecaries, pet shops, quidditch shops, and numerous bars.
Harry regarded the humming fairy lights with a small frown. When he’d requested them from Magi*Mart, he hadn’t expected to house actual fairies…
It wasn’t a problem in itself, but they’re near the mistletoe. And contrary to what they’d told little James, mistletoe was not a chaste matter.
Perhaps if he’d been more attentive in Care of Magical Creatures …nah, Hagrid preferred scarier beasts than fairies.
Double-checking his old textbooks, he’d been initially relieved to find that fairies in lights were post-mating season, but it took time to wrap his head around:
Most fairies increase fertility in their surroundings.
Author&Rating: Loonynamelass, PG (mentions “the act”)
Prompt: Fairy Lights (still Christmastime; I have a lot of catching up to do!)
Word Count: 100
Notes: I created Magi*Mart a long time ago, and will consider it pseudo-canon for my purposes. After all, wizards must have grocery stores as well as their joke shops, candy shops, clothing shops, dark-item shops, apothecaries, pet shops, quidditch shops, and numerous bars.
Harry regarded the humming fairy lights with a small frown. When he’d requested them from Magi*Mart, he hadn’t expected to house actual fairies…
It wasn’t a problem in itself, but they’re near the mistletoe. And contrary to what they’d told little James, mistletoe was not a chaste matter.
Perhaps if he’d been more attentive in Care of Magical Creatures …nah, Hagrid preferred scarier beasts than fairies.
Double-checking his old textbooks, he’d been initially relieved to find that fairies in lights were post-mating season, but it took time to wrap his head around:
Most fairies increase fertility in their surroundings.