Creation/Evolution in the Wizarding World (Prompt: Book and Mother)

May 08, 2010 02:19

Title: Creationism/Evolution in the Wizarding World
Author: loonynamelass
Prompt: Book Mother, or Mother Book, if you prefer.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100.
Warnings: Not offensive or religious at all, if the title misled you.
Notes: Wow. The original version had 192 words. 192 words. Not kidding.

“What the hell?” A bewildered Ginny brandished an unusually thick Quibbler. Harry accepted the proffered gazette, reading “HARRY POTTER- OR HARRY ROWLING?”

Astonished, he flipped through the 26 page article. “I’ve no clue.”

Ginny sighed, disappointed. “Do you think it’s plausible?”

“Love Luna, but far as I can tell,” Harry reasoned, a few pages in, “this is Crumple-Horned Snorkack droppings. Seriously, some muggle writes books, and through the ‘magic of reading,’ a trait of muggles, mothers the entire wizarding world?”

“Yeah… Ridiculous,” Ginny agreed, but privately couldn’t help wondering. Every legend contains its residuum of truth, quoth muggle James Baldwin.

:author: loonynamelass

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