SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

[hp_sucks]

YOU ALL SUCK! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! LUNATICS! LUNATICS I TELL YOU!!!

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[lonestarkate]

OMG!!! It's the mythical love child of hpfan_grudges and fandom_bitch!!!

Foretold by legend, dismissed by fandom, BOW BEFORE S/HE/IT/THEM, FOOLISH MORTALS!! YOU ARE ALL PLEBES!!!!

...and now back to your regular programme.

[hp_sucks]

What a reference. That's it, quote a book not everyone believes in, that any son of a bitch could've written, that tells the story of some guy who may not even exist. Niiiiiiice.

[lonestarkate]

You're cute.

What would you prefer, O Exalted One(s)?

[hp_sucks]

Something not controversial, seeing as you're debating a contoversial topic. No need for extra controversy, now, is there?

I would, however, be amused to see you quote something from the Hindu religion, though.

Bow down to your queens.

[lonestarkate]

What am I debating?

And malfoypatriarch is my queen.

[hp_sucks]

Well, originally we were debating over whether HP fandom was any good, then over whether I was a plebe, then a troll (whom I call shit disturbers), and then out of nowhere you brought in the bible (colour me confused).

Let's all read malfoypatriarch's bible. Good idea? No? Didn't think so.

[lonestarkate]

Ok, forget the plebe/troll {ooh, slash} debate. Doesn't matter. Forget the Bible, too.

I don't think MP has a bible. But I'm sure it would be interesting reading.

[hp_sucks]

Yes. Extremely interesting. "And malfoypatriarch created HP Fandom in six minutes. And on the seventh minute they rested."

Or perhaps a less religious point of view?
"According to Dr. Malfoypatriarch, HP Fandom developed from overly-obsessive fans who have no lives, thus resulting to talking/arguing/mobbing people who have different HP views than they."

[lonestarkate]

You are so cute! Clueless, but adorable.

[hp_sucks]

Cuter than the bitch in your icon?

[lonestarkate]

No. Emma Watson has you beat by a long mile.

You aren't going to cry now, are you?

[hp_sucks]

Cry because some girl with a Frankenstien cut on her face is supposedly "cuter" than me? Please. I have more confidence than that, and no bolts protruding from my neck.

[lonestarkate]

Frankenstein. Not 'Frankenstien'. Have you read the books?

[hp_sucks]

No, I haven't. Don't wanna get sucked into another crazy Fandom.

[lonestarkate]

Then how do you know it sucks, Trollie? Can I call you Trollie?

[hp_sucks]

Probably the same messed fans of HP are there. No you can't call us Trollie, you can, however, call us Keruri and Tora-Tzionne. Do you remember Keruri, the girl who got angry at the FAP mods?