"The Dark Lord Ascending, Falling, Crashing and Burning"

[hedwigs_bane]

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[amanuensis1]

*dies laughing*

Snape turned the knob, and then removed his hand from his pants

“Don’t you sneer at me, Snape,” Voldemort warned threateningly, knowing no other way to warn.
“It’s what I do,” Snape sneered.

Hug! Good, good. Okay, now a little kiss.

and screaming ‘Tom! Oh, Tom! Riddle me this!’.”

if it wasn’t for dirty magazines, I would have thought that all foreplay started with ‘Oh, c’mon, pleeeease? It’s my birthday’.”

“I’d hate to have to feed you to Nagini, Severus. You know I don’t like her eating greasy food.”

Freaking hysterical, all of it.

[hedwigs_bane]

:-) Why, thank you! Glad you enjoyed this little bit of absurdity.

I'm really glad you caught the "knob" line. That one seemed to slip past a lot of readers. You're also the only one who's mentioned Draco's little rant about the unfortunate goings on in his parents' bedroom! No wonder the poor boy is so screwed up!

Thanks again!

[youknowwho0o]

genius!!! I think I might have died while reading that... *wipes tears of laughter away* amazing. I must read your other stuff!!! :D

[hedwigs_bane]

Well, I doubt my other works would quite equate with this one! This was -- how should I put it?-- uniquely absurd. LOL

Thanks much!