Why Choreographers Should Never Wear Spandex, or Why Severus Snape Hates Cats

[thescarletwoman]

Title: Why Choreographers Should Never Wear Spandex, or Why Severus Snape Hates Cats
Author: thescarletwoman
Requestor: soberloki
Claim: Severus Snape, choreographer for the new London cast of Cats
Rating: Hard R (for gratuitous spandex)
Summary: AU. Remus Lupin finds himself the director of the new production of Cats. And there's no choreographer in the business better

Comments

[geek6]

Oh excellent.. I almost snorted my tea all over the screen..lol

thanks..

[thescarletwoman]

Awwww. Only almost? I was hoping for the full spittake. *g*

[megganisms]

haha, this was brilliant!! I don't normally ship remus/severus but this was too funny not to read it anyway. Great job ^^!

[thescarletwoman]

I'm glad you did stay through to read the whole thing and I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

[almostlifesized]

Hahaha, brilliant!

"Not... quitting" Who can resist Remus?

The spandex made my day :)

[thescarletwoman]

I know I couldn't resist Remus. ;)

*g* THe spandex truly seems to be the hot item. wouldn't mind seeing him in it myself...

[psyfic]

Now I have the loveliest images of Severus in spandex going through my head. *Thank you!* :)

[thescarletwoman]

XDDD you're MORE than welcome. Thanks for reading!

[katekintail]

Honestly, I've seen better dancing in Seussical.
Words I NEVER thought I'd hear(er, read) out of Snape's mouth!

LMAO What images! Bravo!!

[thescarletwoman]

Thank you SO much.

And no, I didn't think I'd ever write those words coming out of his mouth either. *G*

[katekintail]

And yet, you made it *work*!

I'm actually just replying because of your icon. I'm listening to the Avenue Q soundtrack right now (nothing cheers me up like singing along to 'It Sucks to be Me'). Clearly you have marvelous timing :-)