Title: An Enlightening Few Weeks
Author:
magentabearRequestor:
florahartClaim: Having recently seen Animal House, Harry and Ron decide to go to an American university and join a fraternity.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Hermione is not amused.
Warnings: Mild swearing, some frat boy antics
Notes: Piles of thanks to
queenb23more for the excellent beta job. All mistakes are mine.
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An Englightening Few Weeks )
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LOL!
Had Ron just asked her out?
Awww!
It wasn't just the alcohol. He was talking. He was talking and talking and talking, and oh dear God, he was talking about their wedding. Their wedding night. Jesus Christ. His life was over. Any second now Hermione was going to lose that shocked look, close her gaping mouth, and slap the living daylights out of him. Then she was going to run away and never look back, and his life would be over.
I love it when Ron's body parts operate independently of his brain!
"Hey," he said. "You know I meant it, right? The-you know."
The smooth talker!
Harry finally joined them. "Alright, let's go. I can't listen to them butcher our accent any longer. "
Hurrah!
That was really sweet - between the stuff I didn't understand, anyway!!!
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Fraternities: contributing to the delinquency of American girls everywhere (until, ten years ago, most of them went dry).
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And how apropos - If King George had seen Animal House, he'd've probably written the Declaration of Independence himself. Except it would've been called "OMG Get the Fuck Out!"
I'm going to giggle over this all day, thank you!
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