An Enlightening Few Weeks

Jul 04, 2007 09:04

Title: An Enlightening Few Weeks
Author: magentabear
Requestor: florahart
Claim: Having recently seen Animal House, Harry and Ron decide to go to an American university and join a fraternity.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Hermione is not amused.
Warnings: Mild swearing, some frat boy antics
Notes: Piles of thanks to queenb23more for the excellent beta job. All mistakes are mine.

An Englightening Few Weeks )

pg-13, 2007, by:magentabear, hermione granger, for:florahart, harry potter, ron weasley

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shocolate July 4 2007, 17:03:38 UTC
"British people do, prat, and Americans love British people. We should be playing up the accent."

LOL!

Had Ron just asked her out?

Awww!

It wasn't just the alcohol. He was talking. He was talking and talking and talking, and oh dear God, he was talking about their wedding. Their wedding night. Jesus Christ. His life was over. Any second now Hermione was going to lose that shocked look, close her gaping mouth, and slap the living daylights out of him. Then she was going to run away and never look back, and his life would be over.

I love it when Ron's body parts operate independently of his brain!

"Hey," he said. "You know I meant it, right? The-you know."

The smooth talker!

Harry finally joined them. "Alright, let's go. I can't listen to them butcher our accent any longer. "

Hurrah!

That was really sweet - between the stuff I didn't understand, anyway!!!

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shygryf July 4 2007, 18:26:53 UTC
what did you need translated?

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shocolate July 4 2007, 18:28:44 UTC
oh, no, no, no - I do not want to know anything about fraternities!!!

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florahart July 4 2007, 22:01:30 UTC
WHAT? You don't want to know about the time I (age 17) wandered quite drunkenly out of a fraternity at ~1am, got tired of waiting for my friend who was still inside having drunk sex or possibly was merely having drunk sex again, and opted to nap on the sidewalk?

Fraternities: contributing to the delinquency of American girls everywhere (until, ten years ago, most of them went dry).

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shes_gone July 4 2007, 17:29:44 UTC
This? Is fantastic. I laughed the whole way through.

And how apropos - If King George had seen Animal House, he'd've probably written the Declaration of Independence himself. Except it would've been called "OMG Get the Fuck Out!"

I'm going to giggle over this all day, thank you!

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magentabear July 6 2007, 16:23:36 UTC
hee, I think you're absolutely right about King George. Thanks so much!

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ktmarsh July 4 2007, 20:48:24 UTC
That was classic! I laughed all throughout!

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magentabear July 6 2007, 16:23:56 UTC
Yay! Thanks!

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florahart July 4 2007, 22:02:40 UTC
Ahahahahha. Thank you! This is hilarious.

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magentabear July 6 2007, 16:24:42 UTC
XD No, thank you!

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slam_girl July 4 2007, 22:44:22 UTC
This was hilarious. Ron and Harry in a frat actually works for me. I love that Ron actually asked her out for 'date night' and she actually came. Awesome. XD

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magentabear July 6 2007, 16:25:28 UTC
You know, I was kind of surprised that it worked a little for me, too. Thanks so much!

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