OOTP R&R, VI

May 25, 2006 20:13

Title: OOTP R&R, VI.
House: Hufflepuff
Rating: G
Challenge: Staff Development
Word Count: 100
A/N: The madness continues. >:*D

23) To certain black-haired members of the Order - please refrain from fisticuffs in front of the Chosen One. It upsets him.

24) Regarding “God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriffs” - the intervention is scheduled for this Thursday. From then on, please remember to lock the Firewhisky Wet Bar when you are finished, and do not open it for Sirius, even if he makes sad puppy eyes.

25) Kreacher is a necessary evil. Please stop hiding socks under dirty dishes, crammed inside the Mrs. Skower, etc.

26) Further, please refrain from taunting the necessary evil. Threatening to launder Mrs. Black’s knickers constitutes taunting.
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