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[hoyah]

Not 1000 words, but 908 is pretty good, yes?

Ridiculously G-rated and incredibly work-safe.

Warning: I think this is what they call crack!fic, but I'm not very good at crack!fic.

Comments

[coyotecolored]

awwwww you did it! xD yay!

[hoyah]

xD i can't believe i did it...

[shieldkitten]

Oh, oh french fry T_T I'll eat you!

[hoyah]

poor french fry~

[uminohikari]

BUT. THE FRENCH FRY. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT.
MAIIIIIIIII
T3T

[hoyah]

u_u it went to waste

[uminohikari]

*wibbles at*

I want a sequel! *demanding*

[hoyah]

xD what would i write about?!

[halcyon_morn]

I'm more excited about this than I have any right to be. Will be back later to read...

[hoyah]

:D cannot wait for your response!

[halcyon_morn]

Mai. MAI. This is so tragic. Not only is the fry left unchosen, but he subscribes blindly to a belief system that makes him think that this is somehow a worse option than getting consumed by people. D: I cry for the saddest french fry, Mai. Also for tragic Wongeng, but mostly for the fry.

[hoyah]

i know! his religion is painful.

the fry totally had it off worse

[taylormercury]

THE POOR FRENCH FRY!!! I will eat you, you sweet thing!! ;____;

[hoyah]

xDDD i'm so amused by all these comments