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[howtoeatabean]

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[astaticmistake]

do i have to re-ask you to add me or am i already on there?
<33

[howtoeatabean]

nah you dont have to re-ask, you're too cool! I just did this because i want to know whos reading my stuff.

[astaticmistake]

i am! woo hoo!

[howtoeatabean]

heck yeah you are!

[cheap_sex1]

*sneaks up to you in a dark alley*

*whispers* you got the goods?

[howtoeatabean]

yeah dog what you need?

[cheap_sex1]

*whispers* i got the dough..
i need some candy apples...*looks around*
some uhh candy corn and a dildo...

[howtoeatabean]

What'choo say? Leftover Crack!? Mannnnnn, you know there aint no such thang.

[__kisstobetray]

can I stay on yo list g?

[howtoeatabean]

no doubt nacka. I'm not going to take anyone off my friends list now, I just want to be in control of who reads this shizzle. But youza pimp anyway so you'd stay no matter what.

[bonjour_tragedy]

omfg
that is hilarious.
your mom would mass murder you if she saw it.
lol<3

[howtoeatabean]

haha yeah she would. I think I'll send her a picture of it.

[heart_attacker]

i fucking love you. plus ten.

keep me added or die. just kidding. i wont kill you.

[howtoeatabean]

I love you too, and theres no way you could go anywhere away from this.