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[hownear]

Yeah, last night I got really drunk in like an hour and I threw up all over H-unit's lawn. S'up now?

I remember Karen carrying me to my door. She's beautiful.

I don't think I'm even sober yet, I'm gonna reschedule my ACT assessment for tomorrow or Wednesday.

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[thatryan]

"I remember Karen carrying me to my door. She's beautiful."

You need to bulk up. Also: drugs are bad.

[liquor1squicker]

Hahaha, you need to bulk up. That made me roffle. Especially since Ryan is like 120 lbs.

[thatryan]

6'1", 135. That's Ryan's bazooka.

[oh_shes_bad]

hahaha everyone was beautiful to you last night