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[howls_at_stars]

So. Kira. When's the wedding? Congrats, Hinamori! I'm really happy for your guys~

And have you decided on godparents yet? Cuz ah...you know, I'm pretty good with kids and all... *stifles hearty laughter*

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[tobiume18]

....

...oh dear god.

WHAT are you talking about, Abarai-kun!?

[howls_at_stars]

*cracks up laughing*

[Private to Hinamori]
I'm just messing with you guys. I think Kira's blind date didn't go so well and the lovely spurned lady was feeling a little vengeful.

Er...unless there really is something I'm missing...

(ooc: She hasn't found the letter yet... she willl. XD)

[tobiume18]

You are not funny, Abarai-kun.

[Private to Abarai-kun]

You are not missing a thing, it's just a rumor sprouted from a massive bout of miscommunication.

...how did YOU find out about it?

[howls_at_stars]

[Private to Hinamori]
Aw, come on, easy, Hinamori, you're as stiff as Kira. I'm just playin'. I saw Ikkaku's note and asked around. I actually thought somethin' was wrong at first, so I asked outta honest concern. You guys don't appreciate me one bit, do ya. *harrumph*

Yes, this deserves Kira-cursing

[lyrical_penance]

...You're an asshole, Abarai-kun.

You know as well as anyone else that it's a rumor jackass

[howls_at_stars]

But you love me anyway~

Aw come on, if you can't take a joke a little better than that, I'm gonna have to take you out drinkin', buddy. Seriously, you're gonna go grey before you're a hundred at this rate!

[lyrical_penance]

Yeah, yeah. Keep saying things like that and the next rumor will be about you and I. Though you're carrying that baby.

...You're probably right. Except I'll celebrate my 109th birthday in March. I'm already going gray, courtesy of this.

And I will take you up on that offer to go drinking, as long as it's really you and I going and not another set up.

[howls_at_stars]

--Hoshit, really? *counts on fingers a moment* Wow, I'd lost count.

Heh, and you know I'm always down for a night out drinkin'. I ain't bringin' you roses or nothin' though, sorry. *snort*

[the_rotator]

Do you even know which end of a baby to diaper?

It is happy news, isn't it? We should buy them a present.

[howls_at_stars]

Of course I do! The diaper goes over the face so it stops screaming, right? *omg laughing so hard*

I smell another party!

[the_rotator]

Remind me never to let you babysit if I ever have children.

[howls_at_stars]

Can anyone around here take a joke? Crimony.

[madarame_i]

HAHAHA. AHAHA.

You couldn't be a godparent even if it were true!

[howls_at_stars]

Oh, get bent.

[madarame_i]

Don't be angry.

So, drinks for the kid?

[howls_at_stars]

Heh, c'mon like I'd actually get mad.

Kanpai~ I think we should have a party just for the sake'a havin' a party, yah?

[shot69]

There's a wedding and I didn't hear about it? What the hell?

[howls_at_stars]

Heh, yeah, didn't you get the memo? *sporfle* Don't worry, I'm sure we can still squeeze you onto the guest list.

[shot69]

Apparently not. Guess he got too caught up in wedded bliss that he forgot to send me the invite.

[howls_at_stars]

Ohhh burn!