Chapter I [Action and Phone]

[how_right_i_am]

[Action for Mayfield High]

[Mayfield High, meet your new drama teacher! Did you not have that class on your schedule before? Or maybe you've just been skipping it. It doesn't matter, because Lady Pendragon (and she will insist on being called as such, thank you) is now your teacher in the area of theatrics. Be to class on time.]Good afternoon,

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[mylife4food]

Ah, yes, Lady Pendragon! I am Guy of the Kutolah!

[how_right_i_am]

[She marks him off the attendance sheet.]

Very well, Guy! You can go first. I suppose we should start with breathing techniques...

[mylife4food]

How do I do this?

[how_right_i_am]

Just follow my example!

[She inhales deeply...and then exhales.]

See? You must breathe from the diaphragm.

[rapier_ex]

That... is a good question.

[how_right_i_am]

It is, isn't it? I don't suppose you have any guess, do you?

[rapier_ex]

Other then some great cosmic coincidence? Not at all.

[phone]

[weiss_tank]

What are you talking about. Romeo and Juliet was written by William Shakespeare...he was some British dude.

[how_right_i_am]

It most certainly was not. Perhaps he was not from Tinto, but the author of Romeo and Juliet was from the Northern Continent. Of this, I am certain.

[weiss_tank]

Well, it exists in my world, and as I'm pretty damn sure I've never heard of Tinto...I guess it's just one of those things that happen in lots of places?

[how_right_i_am]

What do you mean, exactly? What sort of thing?

[a_gentle_boy]

A-Ah . . .

[Lucas looks slightly panicky.]

Excuse me, Lady Pendragon. I think I'm in the wrong class. I had music theory yesterday here . . .

[how_right_i_am]

...You did? Are you sure you're not looking for the elementary school, child?

[a_gentle_boy]

I'm fourteen, miss.

[how_right_i_am]

Could you speak up, please?

[commentboxtroll]

...Caesar About-to-Transfer-Out-of-Here.

[HOW DID HE EVEN END UP IN THIS CLASS? Goddamnit, Mayfield. Why.]

[how_right_i_am]

Caesar? I had no idea you were in my class! ...Oh, it must have been your other name on my roster.

Not so fast! You can't transfer out without my permission!

[commentboxtroll]

Yeah, probably under Malfoy...

[Tch.]

I'm pretty sure I can. I just have to ask the right people.

[how_right_i_am]

Of course. There it is.

I won't allow it. This class will run so much more smoothly with an assistant. Just think of it as another chance to work with me!